I want you to call him, Jacob, a fag. I can't do that.
Turn around. Do it. Let him see how that feels. Uh uh, I can't do that. I will not do that.
I'll do it for you: you're such a fag. You're such a fucking fag. Fag, fag, fag. How does that feel now?
My horoscope today....
Kevin's reaction to my weight gain was not good.
Yo, n---er. How does that feel?
I used the n-word, and I used the n-word on purpose.
And people will tell you, 'Oh, it's just a word.' No, it isn't. It is a feeling, wrapped up in letters.
The homework was, you were to go to a fast food restaurant, and find the fattest person in the place, and write down your thoughts.
I partied in Vegas. And you couldn't find any large people in Vegas.
I'm actually picturing his face right now. Like, a big head. He had a big head. A fat dude.
Does this really turn you on? 'Mothers I'd Like to Fuck.'
Oh my God, Dad. I'm a mother! And I'm sure plenty of guys look at you like that.
DAD! You're kind of a pervert. I never really knew that about you. Sorry, V, but I'm your dad, no matter what.
Dad, here's the thing. I have these implants....
Who cares how they feel, as long as they look good?...Take your father's advice. Leave 'em alone.
I gotta go to the bathroom, so this conversation's over, about your tits.
You originally came with size issues. Big penis, small vagina. Yeah. Before, I was scared of the penis. But now I like to look at the penis.
She's been able to have a few orgasms here and there.
I have a little grab bag for you. Here is Coochy Cream....You've talked about how your vajayjay's a little sensitive. And that some of the reasons of why you keep it a big hairy, scary monster is because she's sensitive. This will help you in terms of feeling less sensitive for clipping her, trimming her, giving her a little haircut....
Give her a name. It's not 'it.' She's alive. She's a part of you. Acknowledge her and accept her. Here's your Coochy Cream.
Georgie, here is a mirror. For my vagina?
I want you to look at your vajayjay. Are you serious? Really?
Try. She's really beautiful.
Someone told you a lie about your own vagina, and you believed it. Here's your compact mirror.
