Putting A Man In What He Thinks Is Mortal Peril Is Not The Best Proof Of Love

Haha, just kidding, there was no such proof in last night's episode. In fact, Claire (Julie Bowen) gave us visual proof of the opposite instead, when she hid in an open house along with two of their kids and scared the shit out of her husband, Phil (Ty Burrell).

Bonus non-proof: Claire stonily submitting to a cheek kiss.