Modern Family

Claire's Kiss Is On My List

(Of things that haven't happened before the season's fifth episode.) 2013.10.17

Fingers Of Love

Claire's hand (just the right one) deigns to touch Phil. 2013.10.10

Claire Loves Her Realtor

In the latest Modern Family, Claire effuses about Phil to strangers! (There's a reason.) 2013.10.03

Summer Cold

Claire's back for a new season of Modern Family, and she still doesn't like touching her husband. 2013.09.26

Death Brings Out The Best In Claire

Claire ends the season by being nice and supportive and making our commentator look like a jerk. 2013.05.23

Winnebag-No

Two faces of Claire. 2013.05.16

Claire Leans In

Getting a job; touching her husband. 2013.05.09

Phil: The Moment-Ruiner

Being the recipient of two hugs doesn't stop Phil from pushing his luck. If hugs could be taken back, both of these would have been. 2013.05.02

Womanipulation

Whenever that word makes it into the dictionary, this photo will be next to it. 2013.04.11

'Phil Who?'

Just because Claire didn't see Phil this week doesn't mean she didn't get a chance to express herself sexually. 2013.03.28

Claire Affection Threat Level: Barely Tolerant

Key word: "barely." 2013.02.28

Grip And Grin

And scowl. 2013.02.21

Claire Gets Valentine's Day Hot Pants

If Phil and Claire don't actually Do It, it's not for lack of trying on her part. 2013.02.14

Phil Comes Within Inches Of Befowling Claire

I kind of wish he had. 2013.02.07

Phil Is Claire's Main Squeeze

That's a cute way of saying she managed to touch his arm. 2013.01.24

We're Back To An Approving Look

But Phil will probably remember it as a pretty satisfying moment. 2013.01.17

A Horny Claire Is Very Unsettling

This lascivious look is just the beginning. 2013.01.11

Holy Balls, Actual Physical Contact!

It's a goddamn Christmas miracle. 2012.12.13

Strap In For An Approving Facial Expression

Take what you can get, Phil. 2012.11.29

Claire Manages A Loving Look...While Talking On The Phone

This week, they're not even in the same town. 2012.11.15

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