Womanipulation

Aw, look at Claire (Julie Bowen), cozying up to Phil (Ty Burrell), draping her face and boobs all over him -- and in front of Cam (Eric Stonestreet) and Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson), no less. Actually public PDA! She must really love him! Or so you'd think, if you hadn't seen the episode, and didn't know that she was actually using her guile to flatter Phil into doing what she wants by appealing to his fellow real estate agent Gil (Rob Riggle) via Gil's ego. Don't believe me? Here's what happened two seconds later.

See?