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Robert John Burke's Least Frequently Offered Jobs
As SVU's resident IAB hardass burnishes his tough-guy cred in a recurring role as a DEA agent on Nurse Jackie, we've listed some of the gigs he's least likely to book. Ever.
- glass-blower
- poet
- social worker
- IKEA associate
- women's sportswear designer
- busboy
- manicurist
- videogame tester
- secret shopper
- organic farmer
- sandwich artist
- hair model
- pantsepreneur
- astrologer
- homeopathic healer
- hostage (any kind)
- clog dancer
- vegan chef
- harpist
- social media consultant
- James Taylor
- anyone doing the Master Cleanse
- anyone French
- vintage sneaker collector
- yogi
- X-Games announcer
- invalid
- "mixologist"
- anyone in sweat pants (exception: mean high-school football coach)
- masseur
- Arclight usher who has to introduce the movie
- Apple Genius
- middle-school band teacher
- Segway tour guide
- PICU night nurse