Screen: NBC
What Will Happen When Chris Pratt Hosts Saturday Night Live?
No shirts required, Wardrobe.
On ESPN, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell (Taran Killam) tries to give a press conference touting the measures the league has taken to address the recent criminal behaviour of its players, only to be interrupted several times by breaking news reports about various players' new crimes, including regicide and running a cock-fighting ring.
Host Chris Pratt talks about how exciting it is to host the premiere of SNL's fortieth season, and sharing his memories of the show's golden years, which for him, since he's not that old, are all from the past ten years (and he's surprisingly into Penelope).
An office worker (Pratt) tries to get his co-workers hyped for English football matches coming up on the weekend, but can't understand they only cared about soccer during the World Cup.
A parade of performers audition for Season 2 of True Detective, including Justin Bieber (Kate McKinnon), Brad Pitt (Killam), and Seth Rogen (Pratt).
Girlfriends Talk Show welcomes Kyra's (Cecily Strong) swimming coach Chad (Pratt), whose attractiveness flusters Morgan (Aidy Bryant).
A man (Kyle Mooney) forced to live in his car finds several creative decorating solutions to make it feel more homey.
Ariana Grande performs.
The woman (Vanessa Bayer) who claimed she'd had plastic surgery to add a third breast but was later unmasked as a hoaxer explains herself; Jebidiah Atkinson (Killam) offers his reviews of the summer's blockbusters, reserving his worst comments for Guardians Of The Galaxy.
A subway mariachi band improvises insulting songs about the passengers who fail to give them money.
Poetry teacher Miss Meadows (Bayer) is confused but titillated to find herself in 18th-century Scotland, and attracting attention from a bold young clansman (Pratt), who is soon turned off by her nerdy poetry.
Ariana Grande performs.
Reality stars Teresa Giudice (Bayer) and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (Beck Bennett) announce their new reality project highlighting New Jersey-based reality stars' tax problems.
People wave goodbye, hug.