What Will Happen When Justin Bieber Hosts?

11:29 PM Cold Open

When the lights go out at the Superdome in the middle of the Super Bowl, sportscasters Jim Brown (Kenan Thompson), Dan Marino (Jason Sudeikis), and Shannon Sharpe (Jay Pharoah) struggle to fill airtime.

11:35 PM Monologue

Host Justin Bieber addresses the recent controversy surrounding his recent "adult" behavior; Kenan Thompson appears to offer to get him some weed, while Cecily Strong presents her breast to be groped if there are any photographers around.

11:40 PM Commercial Parody

Inspired by the sudden vogue for TV specials about celebrities learning how to high dive, NBC announces its new series: Celebrity Velodrome!

11:45 PM

Justin Bieber (as himself) meets with J.J. Abrams (Fred Armisen) about starring in the upcoming Han Solo reboot, sharing his ideas for how to make the character his own (for instance: Han's accent is a little more "street"; Han is a really good dancer now).

11:51 PM Commercial Parody

A man (Taran Killam) is a little too excited to be reunited with the Clydesdale he sold to Budweiser.

11:58 PM

Backstage at New York Fashion Week, Style Network correspondent Brock Flensington (Bill Hader) interviews models (Kate McKinnon, Vanessa Bayer, Nasim Pedrad, and Strong) who are woefully unprepared to withstand the frigid conditions brought on by Winter Storm Nemo.

12:03 AM Short Film

When a young man (Bieber) goes out on a date with a woman (Bayer) he met online, it slowly becomes clear that she thinks he's a lesbian.

12:10 AM

Justin Bieber performs.

12:17 AM Weekend Update

Syrian First Lady Asma Assad's two best friends from childhood (Armisen and Bayer) comment on the rumours that she's pregnant with her fourth child; Stefon (Hader) suggests date spots couples may enjoy for Valentine's Day.

12:30 AM

Producer Rodger Brush (Armisen) fills in for absent host Dr. Marilyn Marshall (Aidy Bryant) on the talk show Midlife & Times.

12:38 AM

Twinkle and Stink (Sudeikis and Will Forte) provide colour commentary on women's archery, particularly on defending champion Darlene Torchinsky (Bieber), and insert several live plugs for Gillette Venus razors.

12:45 AM

Justin Bieber performs.

12:51 AM

Bitty McNeil (Bayer) hosts Geek Girl Talk, celebrating what a total nerd she is, while her sidekick Seth (Bobby Moynihan) seethes at what a poser she is.

11:51 PM Commercial Parody

The Canadian penny (Bieber) and the Monopoly iron token (Hader) drink and commiserate about their forced retirement.

1:00 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.