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What Will Happen When Martin Freeman Hosts Saturday Night Live?
And how many breakfasts will he enjoy?
The hosts of Fox & Friends (Taran Killam, Vanessa Bayer, and Bobby Moynihan) spin as hard as they can to try to minimize the shocking details of a recently-released report on U.S. torture practices.
Host Martin Freeman addresses his former Prime Minister's extremely awkward Christmas card photo, and explains how physically difficult it is for British people to express any sort of happiness or joy.
Away from the paparazzi's cameras, Jay Z and Beyoncé Knowles (Jay Pharoah and Sasheer Zamata) and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (Freeman and Cecily Strong) discover that they have much in common, from favourite brunch dishes to which toddler-targeted TV shows are least annoying.
The promo for the series finale of The Newsroom highlights its female characters' ongoing haplessness and the necessity of having things explained to them by their male colleagues.
A first-time Uber customer (Freeman) tries not to be alarmed by his erratic, paranoid, somewhat racist driver (Moynihan).
A documentary crew that previously covered a Slough paper company spends a few days filming the freelance private detective Sherlock Holmes (Killam) and John Watson (Freeman), who gives frequent sardonic asides and world-weary glances at the camera.
When his mother invites a visiting colleague (Freeman) from her company's British office for Christmas dinner, Eddie (Killam) mocks him extravagantly for asking for the "aluminium foil."
Charli XCX performs.
Grumpy Cat (Moynihan) and her owner (Bayer) defend the millions of dollars in revenue that Grumpy Cat has generated; The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party (Strong) mentions some of the topics you wish you didn't have to hear her opine about at a holiday event.
An unusually slim and youthful department-store Santa Claus (Pete Davidson) struggles to convince visiting children that he's the real thing.
Bilbo Baggins (Freeman) and some of his hobbit and elf friends collaborate on his OKCupid profile.
Charli XCX performs.
Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Horatio Sanz, and a pinch-hitting Kenan Thompson perform their traditional holiday number, "Christmas Is Number One."
People wave goodbye, hug.