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What Will Happen When Matthew McConaughey Hosts Saturday Night Live (this time)?
Are we still doing 'time is a flat circle'?
Bobby Jindal (cameo by Aziz Ansari) tries to record a message to his supporters about why he's dropping out of the presidential race, but even in his own home office, he can't evade loud, obnoxious interruptions from Donald Trump (Taran Killam).
Host Matthew McConaughey explains that he's not intimidated by the idea of performing in front of a live audience after making Magic Mike, but every time the audience applauds, he can't help snapping into his exotic choreography.
A customer (McConaughey) is delayed in his attempt to get his new suit altered because everyone at the tailor he's brought it to wants to take a turn measuring his inseam, including the clerk at the front desk and the janitor cleaning the shop.
A tourist (Vanessa Bayer) giddy on her very first trip to New York, keeps falling into the sidewalk's many open grates.
Mr. Patterson (Beck Bennett), a businessman with the body of a baby, proves to be a nuisance to his seatmate (McConaughey) on a plane.
Adele performs.
Ben Carson (Jay Pharoah) visits to try to explain his latest campaign gaffes, from a damning interview with a consultant to an inaccurate U.S. map on his Facebook page; Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan) raises some of the issues he plans to discuss with his family over Thanksgiving.
A mugging victim (Cecily Strong) is challenged to choose the perpetrator (McConaughey) out of a lineup when every other decoy suspect brought in does an uncanny impression of him.
The nurses at an animal hospital (McConaughey, Strong, and Kate McKinnon) give updates to owners on their pets, all of whom turn out to have died.
Adele performs.
When a woman (Bayer) surprises her family at Thanksgiving with a duck instead of a turkey, dinner devolves into chaos and full-on rioting.
Goodnight!