Screen: NBC
What Will Happen When Sarah Silverman Hosts Saturday Night Live?
And which junior cast member will get to play the Ebola virus?
President Obama (Jay Pharoah) attempts to deliver a press conference from the White House rose garden, only to find himself beset by various intruders, including ninjas, b-boys looking for a dance battle, and Westeros White Walkers.
Host Sarah Silverman describes some of the sketch ideas she was not able to get on the air when she was a cast member on the show back in the '90s, all of which are extremely filthy.
Given Lindsay Lohan's so-far successful starring stage role in Speed-The-Plow in London, other troubled stars promote their Broadway débuts, including Amanda Bynes (Vanessa Bayer) in Pope Joan and Shia LaBeouf (Kyle Mooney) as Willy in Death Of A Salesman
A practitioner of homeopathic medicine (Silverman) leads a lecture on healthy, natural remedies to combat or prevent Ebola, including fish oil capsules and St. John's Wort.
Sex researchers Virginia Johnson (Silverman) and Bill Masters (cameo by Michael Sheen) attempt to counsel Beyoncé (Sasheer Zamata) and Jay-Z (Pharoah) through problems in their relationship.
A weird, aggressive Englishwoman (Silverman) accosts strangers on the street to ask increasingly intrusive questions about their toilet hygiene habits.
Maroon 5 performs.
A man (Kyle Mooney) who's decided "completely of his own volition" to live in a dumpster finally breaks down and admits that it's not actually so great, or his idea; Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan) expresses his weariness with regard to the upcoming midterm elections.
When Eddie's mother (Bayer) brings new friend Shelley (Silverman) over for coffee after their yoga class, Shelley accidentally garbles her introduction, which Eddie (Killam) seizes on and proceeds to mock her about incessantly.
A Royals fan (Beck Bennett) grows a playoff beard to support the team, but it grows the wrong way, covering his eyes and, eventually, down his back.
On The Voice, judges Blake Shelton (Taran Killam), Pharrell (Pharoah), Gwen Stefani (Silverman), and Adam Levine (cameo as himself) spend so much airtime bantering that they fail to acknowledge any of the contestants auditioning for them.
Maroon 5 performs.
Former porn stars (Cecily Strong, Bayer, and Silverman) produce a spec TV ad for Singapore Airlines' First Class service.
People wave goodbye, hug.