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What Will Happen When Woody Harrelson Hosts Saturday Night Live (this time)?

Has the True Detective spoof train already sailed?

11:30 PM Cold Open

President Obama (Jay Pharoah), proving to be a man of his word, sits down for a drink with Mitch McConnell (Taran Killam), during which they find surprising common ground in their love of The Wire.

11:37 PM Monologue

Host Woody Harrelson describes the Hunger Games-type drills he's put cast members through to train them for the violent post-apocalypse.

11:46 PM

A pair of window washers (Harrelson and Bobby Moynihan) trapped on a dangling cage calmly pass the time by describing past calamities they've faced that were even more perilous.

11:51 PM Commercial Parody

An ad for the Olive Garden's Unlimited Pasta Pass dares consumers to eat as much as they can, even if they know what poor-quality ingredients the restaurants use.

11:57 PM

Woody Harrelson (as himself) meets with Taylor Kitsch (Kyle Mooney), to share his tips and help Kitsch prepare to star in the next season of True Detective.

12:08 AM

Kendrick Lamar performs.

12:15 AM Weekend Update

Kanye West (Pharoah) and Kim Kardashian (cameo by Nasim Pedrad) stop by to explain how her fully-nude Paper magazine shoot came about; Woody Harrelson (Mooney) and Mayor Bill DiBlasio (Harrelson) talk up New York City's relaxed new marijuana laws.

12:30 AM

A baby boss (Beck Bennett) tries to run a challenging meeting without throwing a temper tantrum.

12:34 AM Commercial Parody

NBC announces its network-friendly answer to Too Many Cooks, Enough Cooks With Carson Daly.

12:40 AM

Michael Bay (Harrelson) pitches a bombastic new action movie inspired by this week's daring comet landing.

12:48 AM

Kendrick Lamar performs.

12:54 AM

Two former porn stars (Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong) are joined by one of their former colleagues (Harrelson) to star in a spec ad for Range Rovers.

1:01 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.