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What Will Happen When Jonah Hill Hosts (this time)?

Or is Kate McKinnon's Justin Bieber the only thing that matters?

11:30 PM Cold Open

When members of the Miami Heat visit the White House, Michelle Obama (Sasheer Zamata) amuses everyone by dunking, and then starts trash-talking so hard she makes everyone uncomfortable and then a little scared.

11:38 PM Monologue

Host Jonah Hill says he thinks that, now that he's hosting for a third time and just got nominated for his second Oscar, he hopes he's done being mistaken for Seth Rogen, and takes questions from the audience, all of whom think he's Seth Rogen...except for Seth Rogen (as himself).

11:46 PM

On Fox & Friends, hosts Steve Doocy, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and Brian Kilmeade (Taran Killam, Nasim Pedrad, and Bobby Moynihan) scold NFL star Richard Sherman (Jay Pharoah) for his recent post-game remarks, and comfort Justin Bieber (Kate McKinnon) after his recent DUI arrest.

11:56 PM

At a meeting of the Brooklyn Food Co-op, members fight to out-liberal each other over the issue of a coming visit to the borough by Russian activists Pussy Riot.

11:59 PM Commercial Parody

In the red-band trailer for That Awkward Moment, an unedited look at the three dudes' bro-ish behaviour suggests that they're less interested in the ladies they date and more interested in each other.

12:02 AM

As a Target manager tries to run a staff meeting, two employees (Moynihan and Cecily Strong), assuming they're about to be fired, start slamming all their co-workers — and, sensing that he's about to be targeted, one of them (Hill) crosses the aisle and joins them.

12:10 AM

Bastille performs.

12:16 AM Weekend Update

The overly sexy founder of Spanx appears to defend recent reports that the shapewear can be harmful to wearers' health; Jonah Hill (as himself) tries to walk back the news that he was paid "only" $60,000 to co-star in The Wolf Of Wall Street, but only makes things worse.

12:28 AM

A group of American Olympic athletes try to hide their dismay when Ralph Lauren (Beck Bennett) unveils Team USA's garish new official outfits.

12:37 AM

Over the course of a brutal winter, a couple (Hill and Strong) cooped up inside together get more and more sick of each other.

12:45 AM

Bastille performs.

12:52 AM

Two desperate, mismatched people (McKinnon and Hill) hit on each other at a bar's last call.

12:59 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.