'In Silicon Valley, Intelligence Is Sexy.'

  • The way he said no pissed me off....I really felt like he was talking down to me. I have done this a number of times. I know what I'm doing.
  • I think we need to focus on having more for them to look on, because at the moment, they're just investing in an idea in our heads.
  • Can we just join in something that Steve Jobs did?...Primal screaming.
  • When I skip a workout, it's like I see that person in the mirror from a few years ago.
  • I was like, 'Is this second grade?'
  • What's happening with Hermione happens to me all the time. Like, I help somebody out, I try to bring them more business, they take what they need from me, and when they get to a certain point, they don't look back.
  • There's these people in America that leave work at 5 PM.
  • Chyron: SARAH'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT
  • I don't have time to just go on a lot of dates. But I feel like the clock's ticking.
  • Are you planning to lifecast at all on the date? If I have a chance to peel off, then I will.
  • We've had a really shitty few days, so maybe a pool party is a good way to decompress.
  • I was trying to figure out why we were having a pool party in northern California. It's 65 degrees.
  • Before Sarah and my sister had their argument, we hooked up at South by Southwest.
  • What happens if you guys had, like an Oedipus thing, where you didn't know each other and then you, like, had sex, and you went, 'Oh no, we're brother and sister!'
  • The funny thing is, growing up, I was the nerd.
  • You know, I lived in Thailand for a year....I was always told that you should always own a bar before you're thirty.
  • In Silicon Valley, intelligence is sexy.
  • We need all the start-ups rounded up.
  • I'm passionate about entrepreneurship and about using social media to launch small business. I want to thank our investors and our start-ups for participating in The Bubble Tank.
  • We came up with a silly idea for custom cereal.
  • I've done so much research on start-ups and business in Silicon Valley that I've met everybody.
  • I actually met some really awesome people, and I have a feeling that these contacts are going to come in handy.
  • Yay for Happy Hour.
  • You know the rules: no work talk after the first drink.
  • I want to focus on my start-up.
  • I love all the flowers, and like, the colours....
  • We're both women in tech, and there's hardly any of us.
  • Junie, look at that! Sparkle! [Junie -- short for Juniper -- is a dog.]
  • I'm at a point where I really don't have the mental capacity to hold any more grudges or have anything between us anymore. And I'm sure you don't either. Um....
  • The root of our problems is not the email from South by Southwest.
  • It's about her not liking me. And that's always been there, throughout our friendship.
  • I want to...move forward with our relationship. What does Juniper think?
  • So we've never met, but I've heard of you.
  • I actually don't know what you guys are doing, still, with that slide.
  • Did you actually get Ignite.com? No, we got GoIgniteIt -- GoIgnite.it. [Eyeroll] ...Okay. I mean, it's not the best. But. [silence]
  • Sarah walks up. She's got six-inch Louboutins, full hair and makeup....
  • Tweet: @jayholanda and I are on an awkward date.
    My God, you're a texting machine.
  • Filming a video: Hey guys -- I'm in the bathroom on my date that I told you guys about…
    Are you tweeting that you're out with me?
  • What the hell, dude, it's on the internet? [Grins] Are you mad?
  • Filming a video: Jay discovered that I was tweeting about him, and this is what he had to say. ...No. I can't.