Screens: USA

You Can't Stay Indoors For A Whole Episode, Suits

Nice try, but our commentator's determination to spot Toronto will not be denied.

ALMOST AS IF they know I'm circling every episode like a vulture, Suits writers contrived, in the latest episode, to keep its cast inside for almost the entire hour-minus-commercials. But they didn't count on me looking through windows.

Screens: USA

Screens: USA

The white tower framed right between Rachel (Meghan Markle) and Louis (Rick Hoffman) is the HBC Tower.

Suits

Here's Jessica (Gina Torres), crossing along the side of the Starbucks at Adelaide and York.

Suits

And this is getting really nitpicky, but fuck it, why else am I here: to the left of what is probably a Toronto Star newspaper box is a garbage/recycling can I have only ever seen in Toronto. And if you live in Toronto, you have probably seen them getting emptied, all three compartments, into the same truck, because they only offer the illusion of eco-friendliness, and if you haven't...uh, sorry.

For Careers Week we ask:

What jobs could Mike more respectably use his famous photographic memory for?

  • Pub trivia host
  • Continuity editor
  • Baseball statistician
  • Real estate agent with a great grasp of comps
  • Jeopardy! champion