Which Shows Need To Invite The Mini-Horse From The Amazon Prime Commercial For A Guest Role?

This new commercial for Amazon Prime is, I think we can all agree, nearly perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRy9oBGp8IA

Literally the only problem with it is that it might give a distracted viewer the impression that she could order a mini-horse from Amazon and receive it two days later, shipped free. Apparently, that is not the case. Thanks, Obama.

Clearly, though, that confusion is not the fault of the ad's star: the mini-horse. He really makes you feel his heartbreak as the cliquish standard-sized horses reject his friendly overtures, and his relief at becoming the house pet he was always destined to be. An actor with this much talent deserves to break out of the commercial ghetto and have a legitimate career. Here are our suggestions for the guest roles that could help Mini-Horse climb the ladder of his destined field -- and because his legs are so very short, it's help he really needs.

Nashville: With Luke (Will Chase) forced to downsize due to financial hardship, his advisors tell him Mini-Horse is the largest equine he can afford.

You're The Worst: In a well-meant but ill-advised attempt to help Gretchen (Aya Cash) work through her depression, Edgar (Desmin Borges) presents her with the gift of a therapy Mini-Horse.

The Mindy Project: As relations between Mindy (Mindy Kaling) and Danny (Chris Messina) grow increasingly tense, Mindy tries to pull out ahead as a parent by spoiling Leo with lavish gifts...culminating in Mini-Horse.

The Leftovers: Laurie (Amy Brenneman) tries to reignite her anti-Guilty Remnant initiative by offering defectors a new enticement: access to a Mini-Horse!

The Knick: When Thack (Clive Owen) relapses and goes on the worst bender of his life, running across Mini-Horse in the alley behind a Chinatown freak show convinces him that he's grown twelve feet tall.

The Good Wife: Alicia's (Julianna Margulies) newest client is the owner of an internet-meme-famous grumpy Mini-Horse who claims her ex is stiffing her out of revenues from products bearing Mini-Horse's likeness.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Accusations of molestation on a kids' show set on a farm hinge on proving that Mini-Horse was employed in some very inappropriate "games."

Veep: For a campaign ad aimed at heartland voters, Dan (Reid Scott) tries to camouflage Selina's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) diminutive stature by hiring Mini-Horse to co-star.

The Americans: The Center presents Philip (Matthew Rhys) and Elizabeth (Keri Russell) with their greatest recruiting challenge yet: training new recruit Mini-Horse as a suicide bomber.