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The Bridge

The Bridge's Steven Linder Is Looking For A Girl To Pet His Sideburns

HowAboutWe pour bottled water on our dirty feet outside my isolated trailer?

Tara Ariano
 
Name Steven Linder
Age 27
Occupation Social worker
Height 5'11"
Weight 158 lbs., of which 7 lbs. is sideburns
Location Trailer on a plot of unincorporated land conveniently close to the U.S./Mexico border outside El Paso.
Education School of Hard Knocks (no degree awarded).
Seeking Women.
For Road trips; bonfires; camping out in a pretty permanent way.
About Me I grew up in foster care, so I have no family to speak of apart from the sister I may spend some of our time together compulsively searching for. I'm not much of a cook but I do like to get my grill on during quiet evenings at home and I can promise we'll never find ourselves short of lighter fluid! I work with troubled people in my job so if I seem kind of taciturn and haunted and my manner strikes you as off-putting, that's why and that's the only reason why.
About You If you're going to hang out at my place, you better like roughing it! Freshening up in the morning will require you to pour bottled water over whatever parts you want cleaned, into a washtub, under the pounding Texas sun. Also, you don't wear real high heels. Those just slow you down and I have plans to keep.
In Relationships, I... ...don't like answering a lot of nosy questions.
On Our First Date, We'd... ...probably have to make a quick pit stop at the police station, at the officers' request. But they won't have enough to hold me and then we can go for a drive. Wear something you don't mind getting wrinkled and possibly grease on.
Contact Me If... ...you're not real fussy about the kind of men you date, especially if they disappear for long periods of time and don't really ever want to tell you why. And if you don't have a lot of close friends who'd ask questions about you if they weren't sure where you went for a while. And if you like the smell of burning polyester of an evening, and the biggest dang sideburns this side of the Rio Grande.
Tara Ariano