How Sexually Experienced Is Mindy? Let's Find Out Together!

Fox's lady-com rock block has an especially racy double shot this week: right after watching Jess, on New Girl, prove how shallow she's not by trying to make it work with a dude who has a micropenis, The Mindy Project brings us Danny springing surprise anal on Mindy in the cold open. Mindy, naturally, has to involve Peter in her investigation into whether Danny's claim that he "slipped" is legit (Peter tells her, in no uncertain terms, that it is not), and when she confronts Danny with her findings, his new tack is to say he figured that Mindy and someone on her "loooooong list of companions" would have done that already. Though Mindy puts a (to her) positive spin on Danny's insinuation -- "Is that what you think of me? That I'm just some, like, gorgeous, high-class prostitute?" -- the question of her level of sexual expertise rankles, and she returns to the office's resident dirtbag so that he can quiz her on contemporary sexual practices. So in case you've ever been in flagrante and wondered, "Has the fictional character Mindy Lahiri ever done what I am doing right now?," here are Peter Prentice and a teaching model of the human skeleton to supply the definitive answer.