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Signs We Wish We'd Seen In Rockefeller Plaza During Al And Matt's Prostate Exams On Today
'Drill, Baby, Drill!'
- Drill, Baby, Drill!
- If Either Of You Could Have A Pap Smear, You Would Die!
- Ann 3:16
- Close Your Eyes And Think Of Ratings!
- If Either Of You Could Have A Mammogram, You Would Die!
- You'll Be Twerking Again In No Time!
- Sorry To Make You The Butt Of This Joke!
- Can't Touch This!
- No Nodules, No Problem!
- I Don't Even Want To Know What The Co-Pay Is On A Doctor Sticking His Or Her Finger In My Butt For A Mere Thirty-Four Seconds!
- Sit On It!
- Cock-a-Doodle-Do It!
- Think Unsexy Thoughts, Think Unsexy Thoughts....
- These Pipes...Are Clean!
- This Poke Is No Joke!
- This Tickle Is For The Sake Of Your Pickle!
- Let's Hope This Investigation Leads To Lots Of Jubilation!
- May This Inspection Go In The Right Direction!
- After This Test, Dr. Samadi Will Know You Best (Of All The People Alive That You Have Ever Known)!
- Everyone In America Is Thinking About Your Anuses!