'Is This A Promotion For Darien Lake?'

"Look at you two! Oh, you are just precious! I walked in and saw you and I thought I was seeing things, but here you are in the flesh. In the fur! Why are you out at a bowling alley in animal costumes? Is this a promotion for Darien Lake?

"Oh, of course, you can't talk. You're real in character, huh? I should have known. I've been to Disney World. I wish I had my autograph book! Oh, look at your big gloves! You're going to have to take those off to bowl, huh? Hahaha!

"Would it be okay if my friend took a picture of us? My name's Joyce. You don't have to say yours, I don't want to ruin the illusion. It's okay? Oh, thank you! Stay right here. Sheila? Hold on, she can't hear me. Sheila! SHEILA. There she is.

"Sheila, you need to get your ears cleaned out! Here, take my phone, take a picture of me with these sweet boys. Look how cute they are! What's a wolf need sunglasses for anyway, right?

"Sheila, you got it? Let me see.

"Oh, that's a good one. That is going straight up on Facebook. I wish I could tag you guys in it, but I don't want to make you talk! Just look me up: Joyce Finnerty. Okay, go on ahead, it'll be your turn soon probably! Thanks again!

"Sheila, I can't believe that happened. They're up from Darien Lake, I think, doing virus marketing.

"What did I say?

"Well, 'viral,' 'virus,' close enough! It's working, now I wish it was summer already so I could go get a frozen custard!

"No, they didn't say they're from Darien Lake, I just guessed. They can't talk, they're in character. They're characters from the park! Why else would they just be going around in furry costumes?

"...Pffffffft hahahahaha! Sheila! You have a crazy imagination!

"...No, they don't. In their costumes, they have sex?

"But with the heads on, though?

"Oh my God.

"Well, the comments on my Facebook are saying the same thing.

"You take my turn, I have to go wash my hands."