'This Is Chubby-Chubby No-No!'

  • I want my body to look good so I'm sexy for my husband.
  • You can't sit around and wait for things to happen, you gotta GO! Make it happen BAM!
  • Sophia: the day she was born, she had cellulite, so we have to monitor Sophia on her eating habits so she doesn't end up being a fat kid.
  • Wooooow, look at that family! This is a big-ass family.
  • The DiBella family! They like to eat.
  • 'I try to go to the gym whenever time allows.' [flips a page to look at the photo again] She doesn't have very much time!
  • And you guys like to eat! [smacks own stomach]
  • I'm worried that we have several big meals coming.
  • Following diet fanatic Carol's rules, Marie has to stand throughout the meal to burn more calories.
  • We just drove half a block. Are you kidding me? She doesn't like to walk, huh.
  • In our house, we count our blessings, we count our love. I don't need to count pretzels.
  • Easy on the Ranch, Sophia.
  • Sophia's not overweight, but she is a little bit chunkier, and that's just the way it is.
  • Sophia is not fat.
  • WHOA! Now, that's a lot of food on this table, holy gosh!
  • If I ate like this all the time, I'd weigh four hundred pounds.
    We eat like this every time and we're not four hundred pounds!
  • You don't have any fears that it's going to catch up with you later? Hm?
    She's too little to understand what you meant by that.
    You think so?
    Yeah. She's only eight years old.
  • It's not okay to be fat. And it's definitely not okay to teach your children that.
  • To me, I think our food was healthy. Like, the pasta? That's-- I think that's healthy for us.
  • This is chubby chubby no-no!
  • I never lay around.
    I think that's a bunch of crap.
    You're a crap.
  • I'm not new to fruit. I wasn't born yesterday.
  • You're a fat family because you don't get off your butts and do something.
  • You're aaaaaaaaall the way over here.
    'Extreme obesity'?...That means I got a hundred pounds to lose?
  • Your house was...very cute.
  • Pile of clothes at the end of the day, for me to spend with my kids?
    It's more than a pile of clothes, though, isn't it?
  • You called us 'the fat family.' You didn't think that was an embarrassment?
  • You don't get this size [waves both hands in huge circles] by eating healthy.