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'Unique'?!
Everyone, including the 'civilians,' fights to be the worst at games in the actually infuriating season finale of Hollywood Game Night.
Worst New Celebrity
I had a bad feeling about Emilie De Ravin based on her banter during host Jane Lynch's introduction.
She went on to confirm my misgivings in spades.
Worst Non-Celebrity
Semi-professional Judy Greer impersonator Amber was obviously told by some producer or other not to be scared to play with a lot of personality. And she did. Unfortunately.
Most Unwelcome Return
"Of all the celebrities that have been on this season, the only one who gets a return engagement is fucking Tom Arnold?!" "I'm going to guess someone else fell out at the last minute." "...Oh yeah, probably." After being super-annoying in his last appearance, Arnold does even worse this time, as he caps off TV ID with a heedless rule-breaking that puts the opposite team in the lead...
...and then his civilian team captain Christopher for some reason trusts him to run Timeline.
Good job. (De Ravin: "Débacle?!" Shut up, dummy.)
Most Annoying Jane Lynch Runner (Old)
STOP SAYING "PORTRAITURE"!!!
Most Annoying Jane Lynch Runner (New)
STOP SAYING "BOWL OF DELICIOUSNESS"!!!!!
Most Valuable Celebrity Player
Not that it's hard to distinguish oneself in this crowd of simpletons, but well done, David Giuntoli. It's not enough for me to start watching your show, but I'm still proud of you.
For Careers Week we ask:
Which Hollywood Game Night employee has the most pointless and/or unsatisfying job?
- buzzer mechanic
- portrait valet
- judge
- bartender
- member of The Scorekeepers
- Jane Lynch