'Phil Who?'

Things are so great between Modern Family's Phil (Ty Burrell) and Claire (Julie Bowen) that, in this week's episode, they shared exactly zero scenes together. But that doesn't mean that Claire was denied any opportunities to deploy her sexual energy: when Claire and Cam (Eric Stonestreet) came to blows over the remodeling of the house they're getting ready to flip together, Cam tried to win the argument by bringing in Pam (Wendi McLendon-Covey), another gay parent he knows from their kids' school who happens to be a contractor. But Claire tried to negate the gay-parent bond between Cam and Pam with some fairly aggressive flirting: there she is above, "casually" squeezing her boobs together.

In fact, come to think of it, did Claire even mention Phil's name last night? I guess she didn't!