Kirsten Dunst Meets Portlandia's Ghosts Of Bad Advice

Kirsten Dunst

Role: A young lady spending the summer at her aunt's house while said aunt is away.

Relation To Our Lead(s): They're ghosts haunting the house and dispensing some of the bad/conflicting advice that killed them...

...so technically she's their roommate.

Best Line: After the ghosts drive her crazy enough to throw herself out the window and die: "Drinking too much fruit juice can give you diabetes."

Kumail Nanjiani

Role: Date Fact Checker.

Relation To Our Lead(s): He's representing the woman with whom Fred just finished a first date, following up on some of the things Fred said to see how accurate they are.

Best Line: After noting that Fred had told his date that he had a "messed-up childhood," which Fred defends by saying "They didn't support my music": "They bought you a drum kit. I have the receipt right here."

Tunde Adebimpe

Role: Himself.

Relation To Our Lead(s): Fred told his date that he "knew" Adebimpe, so the Date Fact Checker has produced him to corroborate this claim, or not.

Best Line: "Nice to meet you."

Vanessa Bayer

Role: Bank Teller.

Relation To Our Lead(s): Claire and Doug have decided to join their finances, and she's assisting them.

Best Line: "As someone who works at a bank, I would tell you, I 100% advise you against you guys joining accounts? Because what will most likely happen is it will run your credit into the ground? But my job is about making you guys happy. If you guys want to open a joint chequing account, by all means! Let's do it."

Computer

Role: Computer.

Relation To Our Lead(s): It's been faxing specific messages to a guy in a house across the street from Sandra's, so that the guy can chalk them on a board and put it in his front window for her to read, and now she's fallen in love with it.

Best Line: "Sandra. I am unable. To love."

Ellen Bloodworth

Role: Old Lady.

Relation To Our Lead(s): She's one of Sandra's neighbours.

Best Line: To Sandra's happy reaction to a board that's directed only at her (that Computer is going to try to love her back) and isn't uplifting for the rest of the neighbourhood: "Oh my God. Shut up, you crazy bitch!"

Ernest Adams

Role: Ernie, a hot tub salesman.

Relation To Our Lead(s): The first thing Doug did after joining his finances to Claire's was to buy a hot tub for their front lawn; Claire has called Ernie to take it back.

Best Line: "Oh, he's right, he's right. Recent studies have shown that ancient studies have been confirmed? That hot tubs can significantly increase your income."