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Royal Pains's Sunny Concierge Doctor Seeks Hamptons Homebody
This concierge doctor is ready to settle down. Could you be the lady lucky enough to be around for him to grab when he does?
| Name: | Henry "Hank" Lawson. |
| Age: | Mid-forties. |
| Occupation: | Concierge doctor. |
| Height: | 5'8"ish? ...Fine, 5'6". |
| Weight: | 165 lbs. |
| Location: | Southampton, NY. |
| Education: | M.D. |
| Seeking: | Women. |
| For: | MARRRRRIAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!! Sorry, was that kind of loud? Marriage. Soon. Very soon is when I want to get married. |
| About Me: | I've had my own practice as a concierge doctor to the rich and powerful (and townies you should assume I don't charge for my services although that may not always be 100% clear) for the better part of a decade, yet I've spent that time living in a wealthy man's guest house rather than commit to the Hamptons as my permanent home. But everyone keeps telling me of late that they can't believe I'm still single and can fit everything I own in a suitcase, and suddenly I've got a real wild hair about putting down roots. Yes, I am the highly suggestible type, haha! I'm already looking into buying a house! Anyway, maybe you could be part of the new life plan I need to put into action immediately. |
| About You: | You are an accomplished professional. My longest relationship was with someone in the medical field, so if you had a lot in common with her, I would be hopeful about our prospects. It's probably important that you're still of childbearing age. Do I want kids? Probably; I'm a pretty normal guy. Do you want kids? Maybe we can figure that out together! Whatever it takes to lock this down! |
| In Relationships, I... | ...am very cheerful and easygoing. You'll rarely see me without a smile on my face: I usually get pretty serious when I'm treating someone during a medical emergency, but you better believe I'm grinning when we meet and, moments after I've stabilized him or her, when I'm promising that everything's going to be fine if he or she just makes a couple of tiny lifestyle changes. Do you want to do crazy stuff in bed? Cool! If you want to keep it vanilla, that's okay too! I'm not one for conflict and have no strong convictions, other than that the time has come for me to get serious about starting my adult life. |
| On Our First Date, We'd... | ...go to an unpretentious local place for lobster rolls and beer in bottles. I'll show exactly the right degree of excitement about getting to know you -- enough to make you feel special, but not so much that it makes you uncomfortable -- but just when you've made a self-deprecating joke about your crazy mother or your wild college years, a stranger nearby will probably have some kind of medical crisis. Could be something as simple as choking or an allergy attack, which I could solve in moments and impress you with my skills; could be symptoms arising from an obscure condition a medical consultant would have spent hours Googling to put in my path, in which case I'd need to ask you for a rain check while I accompany my patient to the hospital for tests to confirm that my diagnosis is right, which it will be. I recommend wearing something you won't mind a stranger covering with his or her vomit or blood -- it may not happen, but if you're near me, you're definitely in the splash zone! -- and keeping your phone charged for when you need to Uber home twenty minutes in. |
| Contact Me If... | ...you'd like to move to Henry Place, if you know what I mean. (That's literally the location of the house I want to buy. It's also a little joke on my name! The best jokes are the kind that don't hurt anyone's feelings!) |