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What Will Happen When Amy Schumer Hosts Saturday Night Live?
And who's more likely to do a walk-on: Bill Hader, LeBron James, or Chuck Schumer?
On Fox & Friends, Presidential candidate Ben Carson (Kenan Thompson) tries to "clarify" his unique views on curbing gun violence, only to tell hosts Steve Doocy (Taran Killam), Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Vanessa Bayer), and Brian Kilmeade (Bobby Moynihan) even more inflammatory suggestions, from arming household pests to training the body to reject bullets.
Host Amy Schumer celebrates the passing of equal pay in California, using it as a jumping-off point to urge Executive Producer Lorne Michaels to show leadership on the issue in New York and pay her the same wage he does male hosts -- hosts like Bill Hader (cameo as himself), who wanders by behind her, in a fur coat and top hat, and then tries to sidle off without her noticing him.
On Girlfriends Talk Show, Morgan (Aidy Bryant) wants to talk about the movie Inside Out, but Kyra (Cecily Strong) surprises her by inviting out Bethany (Schumer), Kyra's former gymnastics teammate, so they can talk about how to get boys to buy you wine coolers.
The store manager (Killam) at an American Apparel location breaks the news that the location's closing due to the company's bankruptcy, as the camera pans around to his astonished employees, each of whom is dressed more inappropriately than the last.
At a supermarket, two friends try to strike up flirty conversations with single men, but while one (Kate McKinnon) is casual and breezy, the other (Schumer) keeps basing her opening lines on unsexy foods like beets and kale.
The Weeknd performs.
Carly Fiorina (Strong) stops by to quadruple down on the authenticity of the decisively debunked Planned Parenthood video she keeps talking about, claiming the organization contributes fetuses to ISIS; when co-anchor Michael Che mangles a line, Riblet (Moynihan) appears to remind him and his fellow anchor Colin Jost that their jobs are easy.
A couple (Schumer and Jon Rudnitsky) -- who've broken up but can't afford apartments on their own, and therefore are still sharing a studio -- attempt to throw two separate parties in the same tiny space.
At a comedy club, Amy Schumer (herself) tries to perform a standup set, but a group of men celebrating a bachelor party -- including a groom in a tiara and feather boa -- are far too disruptive and drunk for her to get through it.
The Weeknd performs.
Two former porn stars (Bayer and Strong), later joined by one of their ex-colleagues (Schumer) star in a spec commercial for Buccellati jewellery.
Goodnight!