Tara Ariano

Modern Family

Holy Balls, Actual Physical Contact!

It's a goddamn Christmas miracle. 2012.12.13

Happy Endings

Kulap Vilaysack Is Worth Five Pennies

(In this case, that means she's valuable.) 2012.12.12

Teen Mom 2

Randy Houska Delivers Home Truths

Someone has to get through that (fake blonde) head of Chelsea's. 2012.12.11

Catfish

Does Catfish Owe Us A Happy Ending?

The bummers have their appeal, but every single time? 2012.12.10

Bob's Burgers

David Wain Sounds Familiar

Special audio edition! 2012.12.10

Saturday Night Live

What Will Happen When Jamie Foxx Hosts (this time)?

If it's not so great, Blame It On The Alcohol. Right? 2012.12.07

Up All Night

Romy Rosemont Is TV's Wholesome Midwestern Mom

But did you know she's married to Stephen Root? True story! 2012.12.07

Scandal

Scandal Serves Up A Presidential Love Triangle

It's hard to root for the First Lady, but it's also hard not to. 2012.12.07

Law & Order: SVU

Hooker At The Point

Patricia Arquette plays a prostitute moonlighting as bait for a murderer. (Kids: stay in school.) 2012.12.06

LOLwork

'LOLwork': Watching It Feels Like Work (With No LOLs)

I stopped watching the fictional version of The Office, so why am I still watching the unscripted ripoff? 2012.12.06

Hoarders

Bring Out Your Dead

A consumer's freezer should contain "dozens upon dozens" of ice cream flavours. Not feline corpses. 2012.12.04

Regular Show

Mordecai And Rigby Give Us A Fully Realized Portrait Of Male Friendship

Just because they are a blue jay and a raccoon, respectively, that doesn't mean the portrait is any less real. 2012.12.04

The Amazing Race Canada

The Amazing Race Canada Will Not Leave Canada

Lame! 2012.12.04

Parks & Recreation

Newt Gingrich Will Cameo On Parks & Recreation

A moon base joke is probably too much to hope for. Or is it? 2012.12.04

Bob's Burgers

Tina Belcher Can't Drive

She's not great at most things she tries, actually. But she is great. 2012.12.03

The Good Wife

Hamish Linklater Can Wear A Suit?

The former Matthew Kimble is distancing himself from his old stoner image. Both Linklaters are cool with us. 2012.12.03

Television

Matt Saracen's Grandma Has New Dental Insurance

I'm not sure she should handle this on her own.... 2012.12.03

Modern Family

Strap In For An Approving Facial Expression

Take what you can get, Phil. 2012.11.29

Couples Therapy

Now Courtney And Doug Will Stay Together Forever

And the other couples too, probably. (There were other couples, right?) 2012.11.29

Law & Order: SVU

Exorbitant Tuition Can't Protect Your Sons From Handsy Teachers At Manor Hill (Read: Horace Mann)

You know someone on the writing staff wanted to call the fictional school "Morris Hann" and, when no one else agreed with him or her, pouted about it for a while. 2012.11.22