Tara Ariano

Don't Make Sgt. Terry Wait For A Meal

It's inadvisable any day, but especially on Thanksgiving. 2013.11.27

Who Should Play The Kind Of Dad Who Divided The Brothers Castellano?

Now that Danny has bowed to Richie's request and agreed to let their deadbeat dad back into his life, who should play Castellano Sr.? 2013.11.27

New Girl Finally Admits The Truth About 'Her Friend'

The NewsNight anchor is thrilled to see a woman dramatizing the reality of female hormonal horror. 2013.11.26

Hey Girls! Get Attention By Threatening Suicide!

So says the fourth season of Beverly Hills, 90210. 2013.11.26

Homeland Heard You Like Training Montages

A blackmail daisy chain turns Brody back into a Marine for one last job. 2013.11.25

The Good Wife Lets Jackie Sit In Judgment

If you think a sweet old lady won't figure out a way to scuttle a Supreme Court nominee, you don't know Jackie. 2013.11.25

Brandon Learns What Clare Is About

Guys, guys: you're both unlovable! 2013.11.25

Mrs. Masters's Second Act

Dr. Masters's widowed mother dares to start a new kind of life — and she's not alone. 2013.11.25

Breaking The Faith Blows Open The Community Of Warren Jeffs's FLDS Followers

Probably not wide open; it's TLC. But it's something. 2013.11.22

Kristina Sees What's At The End Of The Campaign Trail

Just a tiny bit more shaking hands and kissing babies. 2013.11.22

Fitz Shows Liv His Cabin In The Woods

Careful, Liv! It's full of monsters, just like in the movie! 2013.11.22

The Best Thing To Come Out Of The Pawnee/Eagleton Merger Is Craig

Like everything Billy Eichner does/is, Parks & Recreation's Craig is the best. 2013.11.22

What Will Happen When Josh Hutcherson Hosts?

One is that you might learn who he is. Might. 2013.11.22

A Good Sewn-Together Aggregation Of Reanimated Man Parts Is Hard To Find

Between hatching a plan to kill Fiona, interrogating Spalding, and Getting Some, Zoe is taking care of business every way. 2013.11.21

Burning Love's Julie Accidentally Sums Up The Bachelorette

Like most cathartic freakouts, this one starts when someone isn't sufficiently serious about puppets. 2013.11.21