Tara Ariano

Let's Talk About The Time My Strange Addiction Showed Us What LLL Breasts Look Like

Warning to people who sleep with women: this may put you off breasts. 2014.01.09

Which D-Listers Actually D-Serve True Love?

Ranking the couples of Couples Therapy, according to how much we care about them forging solid relationships. 2014.01.09

How Meghan Ory Almost Saved Intelligence

ALMOST. But not quite. 2014.01.08

Justified Shows Us The Florida Branch Of The Dixie Mafia

There are more Crowes. They live in Florida. And even the Kentucky Crowes say they are bad news. 2014.01.08

Detective Peralta Shows How To Dress For Sting Operation Success

He and Diaz could have both worn that suit at the same time AND done a thousand pushups in it. 2014.01.08

Almost Human Continues Stealing From The Futurama Playbook

A weird human getting a robot roommate? Where have we all seen that before? And what will we see next? 2014.01.07

The Latest Wonderful Pistachios Personality Is...Stephen Colbert?!

Is it possible we won't have Wonderful Pistachios to kick around anymore? 2014.01.07

Downton In The Dumps

Catching up with the Crawleys, six months after tragedy. Now they have an electric mixer. 2014.01.06

Downton Abbey Asks, When Is A Letter A Will?

Everyone's thrown into turmoil by the discovery of a will-like letter written by Matthew, the world's worst lawyer. 2014.01.06

The Good Wife Solves The Mystery Of The Garbanza Garbaby

And THAT is how you pay off a cliffhanger. 2014.01.06

Parenthood's Hank And Max Show How Hard Friendship Can Be

A broken promise leaves Hank wondering how much he actually has in common with Max. 2014.01.03

What Will Happen When Jimmy Fallon Hosts (this time)?

You can take Barry Gibb Talk Show straight to the bank. 2013.12.20

Barneys Windows, Blue Marilyns, And Caroling To Hotel Maids: Let's Rank The Will & Grace Christmas Episodes!

And let's pour some out for The Bashful Geisha: that Lladró never saw Grace coming. 2013.12.18

Masters Of Sex Ends Its First Season Still In The Excitement Phase

The resolution phase still seems a long way off. Which is good! 2013.12.16

Olivia Pope: Adult Child Of High-Stakes Anti-Government Ops With Hundreds Of Innocent Casualties

Scandal's fall finale challenges Liv to determine which of her parents is the true villain. Unfortunately, it's both. 2013.12.13

In Praise Of TV's Sore Winners

If sitcoms have taught us anything, it's that being gracious or classy have no place on the field of party game battle. 2013.12.13