Tara Ariano

Television

Savour The Awkwardness Of Above Average's 'Village Idiot'

You've definitely got twelve minutes to spend with an affable idiot about town. 2016.09.01

Married At First Sight

How Can Anyone Say 'I Take Marriage Seriously' When He Works On Married At First Sight?

And more not-quite-burning questions sparked by 'For Richer Or Poorer'! 2016.08.31

Halt And Catch Fire

Idealism Battles Capitalism For The Soul Of Joe's Antivirus Software On Halt And Catch Fire

Ryan discovers that Joe may not be a great guy, while Diane discovers that Boz definitely is. 2016.08.31

Clone High

The Best Moment Of Clone High's Raisin Rock Opera Isn't Musical, But It Is About Getting Thrice Laid

Oh, Geldemore. Keep doing you; the right clone will come along eventually. 2016.08.26

Television

Vanilla Ice Faces MC Hammer In The Battle Of The Wuss Rappers Turned Product Pitchmen

Two rap stars who were low on swag in the '90s are now high in charm in TV ads. Which reigns (Taco) supreme? 2016.08.26

Catfish

Will Catfish Help Candic And Titus Sort Out Their Relationship Without Shutting Out Her Husband?

Candic found friendship through an online retail site. Is she actually shopping for a new man? 2016.08.25

Married At First Sight

Do Derek And Heather Really Hate Each Other, Or Are They Just Playing To Married At First Sight's Cameras?

And more questions sparked by 'Honeymoons, Part 2'! 2016.08.24

Cheer Squad

Should You Get Ready (Okay!) To Cheer For Cheer Squad?

Freeform's new docuseries follows elite cheerleaders looking to defend their world champion title. Is it worth jumping up and down about? 2016.08.22

Clone High

Clone High Lets JFK Consider Mounting A Flex Offense On His Basketball Teammate, 'John D'Arc'

JFK finds himself intrigued by a new member of Clone High's basketball team. Confused, but intrigued! 2016.08.19

The Simpsons

Let's Rank Homer Simpson's Best Booze Moments!

Putting the 'HA!' in 'degenerate alcoHAlism'! 2016.08.19

Catfish

Will Catfish Help Spencer And Katy's (Teenage) Dream Come True?

Or will Katy turn out to be The One That Got Away? 2016.08.18

Married At First Sight

Which Married At First Sight Couples Are Most Likely To Consummate Their Marriages?

And more not-quite-burning questions sparked by 'Honeymoons, Part 1'! 2016.08.17

Clone High

Here's Why Clone High's Film Festival Episode Might Be A Series Best

'Go away, Sigmund Freud.' 2016.08.12

American Idol

Constantine Maroulis Faces Justin Guarini In The Battle Of The American Idol Ad Stars

Two ex-Idols use their star power to promote products on TV. Which does it better? 2016.08.12

Catfish

Will Catfish Broker Peace Between Lucas And The Many Ladies He's Known Online?

Instagram and Tinder dreamboat Lucas can't stop catching women in his thirst traps. But is he what he seems? 2016.08.11

Catfish

Will Catfish Help Larissa And Anthony Break Larissa's Streak Of Bad Relationships?

Larissa's been burned before, but are her instincts about her new online boyfriend as sound as she hopes? 2016.08.11

Television

Heart-Stomping Commercials Of The Rio Olympics: The Sequel!

Yes, we said the last one was the 'definitive' collection. But tear extraction this determined can't possibly be contained in a single post. 2016.08.11

Married At First Sight

Might Married At First Sight's Sonia And Nick Require More Common Ground Than A Shared Dislike Of Mustard?

And more questions sparked as the couples head off on their honeymoons in 'Just Married'! 2016.08.10

UnREAL

In Its Season 2 Finale, UnREAL Builds A House Of Cards And Then Drives An Ostentatious Car Through It

A bummer of a season reaches an ending that befits everything that came before it. Unfortunately. Can this show be saved? 2016.08.09

Television

Here's Your Definitive Collection Of The Most Heart-Stomping TV Commercial Tie-Ins To The Rio Olympics

NSFW if you don't want a colleague to catch you weeping. 2016.08.08