Tara Ariano

Television

Let's Assign Class Superlatives To All KFC's Colonels Sanders

If the company's going to keep throwing new ones at us, we're going to have to organize them. 2016.08.05

Clone High

9 Reasons To Watch Clone High That Only Someone Who's Watched It 500 Times Can Tell You

Confined to the first two episodes of the season, airing tonight, because otherwise it would be 9000 reasons. 2016.08.04

Married At First Sight

Should A Reality TV Humiliation Like Getting Married At First Sight Be 'The Most Important Day' Of Anyone's Life?

And more questions sparked by 'The Weddings'! 2016.08.03

UnREAL

UnREAL Teaches Hot Rachel A Tough Lesson About Reality Show Dinners

Not as tough as the one Coleman's about to learn about trying to turn Rachel against Quinn. But tough! 2016.08.02

Hollywood Game Night

NBC Remembers That One Hollywood Game Night Episode It Never Aired; Airs It

Maybe it's the...ladies' night episode...because Hillary? Or someone just noticed it on a shelf, finally. 2016.07.29

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

The Definitive Collection Of The Best Late Night Responses To The Last Night Of The Democratic National Convention

a.k.a. A Child's Garden Of Responses To Bernie Sanders's Pouting. 2016.07.29

Television

Debra Messing Spoke On Night 2 Of The 2016 Democratic National Convention

But maybe this honour could have been...more of an honour. 2016.07.27

Married At First Sight

Will Hiring Two New Relationship 'Experts' Result In Fewer Divorces For The Latest Goons To Get Married At First Sight?

And more questions sparked by the Season 4 premiere! 2016.07.27

UnREAL

After 'Fugitive,' Who Is UnREAL's Biggest Scumbag?

Rachel reluctantly tells Coleman her life's biggest secret, but does his next move put him at the bottom of the episode's moral rankings? 2016.07.26

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

The Definitive Collection Of The Best Late Night Responses To The Last Night Of The Republican National Convention

Yes, Elizabeth Warren's in there, to remind you to thank your deity she exists. 2016.07.22

Teenage Newlyweds

As Season 1 Ends, Should Teenage Newlyweds Be Annulled?

How successful has fyi's latest foray into unusual marriages been? 2016.07.20

Television

7 More Athletes Who Should Turn Their Careers Into Scripted Dramas

This week, Tara Lipinski and Arnold Schwarzenegger have sold hour drama pitches based on their early lives. We've predicted the next seven! 2016.07.20

UnREAL

Does UnREAL's Rachel Know Why She's Still At Everlasting?

And more questions about 'Ambush,' an even more troubling episode than usual. 2016.07.19

Teenage Newlyweds

Housework Inequity, Tearful Reunions, And A Marriage That 'Doesn't Feel Well': How Immature Is Teenage Newlyweds This Week?

Don't think you escape criticism either, Joey's parents who apparently let him live like a freeloader right up until he left home. 2016.07.13

Flipping Out

7 Reasons To Get Excited About The Return Of Flipping Out

Jeff still hasn't had any media training. Yay! 2016.07.13

My So-Called Life

The World Needs Another Season Of My So-Called Life More Than It Needs Two Other Seasons Of Homeland

Tara's not a crackpot for thinking ABC's new streaming service should do more with My So-Called Life than make its one and only season available -- like, hello, bringing us a new season?! 2016.07.13

Difficult People

Difficult People Faces The Jim Gaffigan Show In The Battle Of The Johns Mulaney

Steam room hookup/Old-Timey vs. Young JFK! Which is the superior Mulaney? 2016.07.12

UnREAL

As UnREAL Takes Its Bad Decisions On The Road, Whose Ethics Are Most Questionable?

As always, we're grading on a curve. 2016.07.12

Royal Pains

Royal Pains Executive Producers Michael Rauch And Andrew Lenchewski On Future Movies, Alternate Love Connections, And What Happened To Mandelbrot

Which one has more of a kinship with Zack Morris? Find out! 2016.07.07

Royal Pains

As Royal Pains Ends, We List What We'll Miss About It Most

Summer's over, guys. FOREVER. 2016.07.07