Tara Ariano

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Taciturn Authority Figure + Infectious Disease = Great Moments For Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Captain Holt

As if we could pick just one. 2016.01.20

Downton Abbey

Mr. Carson And Mrs. Hughes Are Going To The Chapel, But Will They Have Their Reception At Downton Abbey?

And will Mary remember that she's not actually the bride and therefore not in charge? 2016.01.18

The Good Wife

Rowby Canton Returns To The Good Wife To Get The Old Band Back Together

And when he's not romancing Lucca, the only two law firms in Chicago are battling each other over poaching and re-poaching clients. 2016.01.18

Saturday Night Live

Watch The Most Notable Moments Of Adam Driver's Saturday Night Live Hosting Début

Did he manage okay without his mask?! 2016.01.17

Angie Tribeca

Should You Cuff Yourself To The Couch For Angie Tribeca?

Steve Carell and Nancy Walls Carell bring us Rashida Jones as the titular character in our generation's Police Squad!. Will you find it arresting? 2016.01.15

Dirty Dancing

Debra Messing Will Play Baby's Mom In The Dirty Dancing TV Movie...But How Did She Land The Role?

Here's how we think she might have directed her representation to help her campaign for the production, in a series of emails. 2016.01.15

Idiotsitter

Should You Wait For Parents To Leave And Then Sneak Your Boyfriend Over For Idiotsitter?

Comedy Central has a new sitcom created by and starring two young women. Would you be an idiot to ignore it? 2016.01.14

American Horror Story

American Horror Story: Hotel Is Under New Management To Serve You Better...Just In Time For The Season To End

While Liz and Iris might have high hopes for five-star ratings on TripAdventurer.com, that's not going to happen if March can't get his ghouls to start being practical and quit killing guests. SALLY. 2016.01.14

Colony

Should You Allow Your DVR To Be Colonized By Colony?

USA sends Sawyer from Lost and Lori from The Walking Dead to a different apocalypse. Should you join them? 2016.01.14

New Girl

New Girl's Fred Has His Faults, But Heeding Even Very Unusual Directions From Police Officers Is Not Among Them

'Give us more hands!' Hee hee hee. 2016.01.13

Hollywood Game Night

Hollywood Game Night Could Have Left Pollak Back At The Taxi Stand

Some new players, one new game, and an old hack. 2016.01.13

Downton Abbey

Downton Abbey Remembers Mrs. Drewe Long Enough To Make Her Look Nuts

When a farmer's wife runs up against the wealth and power of her husband's landlord, she...wishes she hadn't, probably. 2016.01.11

Hoarders

Are Jackie And Richard Ready To Let Hoarders De-Ruin Their Homes And Lives?

A teddy bear enthusiast and the star of Hoarders Live are the beneficiaries of hoarding experts. Are they ready to receive the help they need? 2016.01.11

Hoarders

Will Ruby And Mary Let Hoarders Show Them Their Families Are More Important Than Their Stuff?

Threats of reports to Adult Protective Services and Child Protective Services hang over the latest pair of compulsive shoppers. 2016.01.11

The Good Wife

The Good Wife Pretends Iowa Doesn't Make Her Want To Barf

Peter is less successful on this score. Elsewhere, a David Lee maneuver might screw Howard over, and the partners' racism goes under the state's microscope. 2016.01.11

Deadwood

How Excited Should We Really Get About This Report Of A Deadwood Movie?

Get the cans of peaches out of the cupboard, but maybe don't open them yet. 2016.01.08

American Crime

Does American Crime Deserve Parole For Its Second Season?

ABC's anthology series returns with some old cast members in a new story -- this one regarding the maybe-rape of a teenaged boy. Is this story any more compelling than the one told in the show's first season? 2016.01.07

American Horror Story

American Horror Story: Hotel Adds Another Permanent Resident

Maybe the one you think, though at least the way it happens is kind of surprising! 2016.01.07

Arrow

In Which Of His Shows Should Greg Berlanti Be Deploying His Broken Hearts Club Cast Members?

Before he ran all of television, Greg Berlanti wrote and directed the 2000 gay softball romcom The Broken Hearts Club. We think some of that movie's stars should pop by some of his current productions. 2016.01.06

Hollywood Game Night

If You Like Pained Grimaces, You'll Love Helen Hunt's Hollywood Game Night Début!

Think she looks barely tolerant in this posed photograph? Well, Helen Hunt's response to potential fun is, apparently, indistinguishable from her response to a waking colonoscopy. 2016.01.06