Tara Ariano

Death Of A Bunch Of Showgirls

Goodbye, Smash, you stupid idiot of a show. 2013.05.28

The Most Important Non-Verbal Moments Of Behind The Candelabra

Exception noted: Cheyenne Jackson's Billy Leatherwood, who will -- of course -- get his own post later this week. 2013.05.28

SNL Season 39: The First-Time Hosts We'd Like To See

Sandra Bullock's never done it. This is a true fact. 2013.05.24

Save Thyself

How long did our commentator manage to watch the Save Me pilot? 2013.05.24

Does Someone Have To Abdicate Her Responsibility As Company President?

And other questions raised by the series premiere of Does Someone Have To Go? 2013.05.24

Death Brings Out The Best In Claire

Claire ends the season by being nice and supportive and making our commentator look like a jerk. 2013.05.23

Lucky Lewis

SVU closes out its season with one of its grossest perps ever, which is saying something. 2013.05.23

'I Wish My Brother George Was Here'

Imagining how Liberace's life would have been different if his brother had been one of TV's great Georges. 2013.05.22

NBC's Siberia, Predicted

NBC just bought a scripted drama about participants on a reality show. What should we expect to see? Our commentator knows. 2013.05.22

The Drawbacks Of Being A Wallflower

One is that a nosy girl might think she knows your life. 2013.05.22

Beyond The Candelabra: The People And Events HBO Should Movie-ize Next

Oscar Pistorius, Gloria Steinem, Aaron Spelling, RuPaul, and more subjects for HBO original movies we'd like to see. 2013.05.21

Can A Sitcom That Doesn't Have A High-Concept Premise Get A Shot On TV Anymore?

And other questions inspired by the pilot of The Goodwin Games. 2013.05.21

Ordinary Last Words

Cathy takes her final bows. 2013.05.21

Have A Great Summer, Norma Bates!

Our commentator is really going to miss this crazy broad. 2013.05.21