Tara Ariano

It's Check-In Time At American Horror Story: Hotel

Welcome to the Hotel Cortez! You'll wish the only thing that had contaminated the bedspread was semen. 2015.10.08

It's Finally Time For Billy To Get Back On The Street!

For a dollar, how do you think Judith Light feels about it? 2015.10.08

Survivors Move Beaches, Couples Move Into Therapy And Everyone Moves In To The American Horror Story: Hotel

Everyone's figuring out where to hang their paintings and/or machetes in Lunch And A Show! 2015.10.08

The Mindy Project Faces Friends In The Battle Of The Professionally Threatened Sitcom Moms

Both Friends and The Mindy Project aired episodes in which a mom's re-entry into the workplace doesn't go as smoothly as it might. Which one most deserves a push present? 2015.10.06

Blindspot's Jane (Or 'Jane'?) Solves Mysteries On TV...But So Might Nancy Drew Again, Soon?

Ladies are finding clues and cracking cases in Lunch And A Show! 2015.10.06

The Good Wife Starts Over, Again

In the season premiere, Alicia gets new challenges, and The Good Wife gets new life. 2015.10.05

We Authorize You To Watch The Unauthorized Beverly Hills, 90210 Story!

Because...we will be. And you should join us. 2015.10.02

You're The Worst Shows How To Lose A Friend In A Few Hundred Movie Titles

Shitstain should be euphoric about the progress of his relationship with Jacqueline. But Sam's ruined his life. 2015.10.01

Will Forrest Finally Make Sense Of His Life In Review's Season 2 Finale?

Your Magic 8-Ball's probably telling you 'all signs point to no.' 2015.10.01

Does Code Black Have Encouraging Vital Signs?

You've definitely seen medical dramas set in ERs before. Is this one worth (co-)paying attention to? 2015.09.30

What If Limitless Were More Than Just A Cop Show?

The best moments are the ones when Brian gets to explore the effects of NZT without involving any kind of duty. Why couldn't they have built the whole show out of those? 2015.09.30

Minority Report Makes Sure You Know Misogyny Has At Least Fifty More Years To Live

A 'pick-up artist' can get famous and rich teaching the 'art' of negging women while a shy 'nice guy' nurses festering grudges against women he finds insufficiently attentive? THE FUTURE SURE IS CRAZY. 2015.09.29

Should You Sustain No Objections To The Grinder?

Rob Lowe plays an actor who played a lawyer and who can't stop pretending to lawyer after the cameras stop rolling. Should you do more than pretend to watch it? 2015.09.29

How Did Trevor Noah Do In His First Night Hosting The Daily Show? Two Biased People Discuss!

Another lion of late night passes the torch to a cub...of...mixed metaphors. Die-hard Daily Show viewers Tara Ariano and Nick Rheinwald-Jones give an early review. 2015.09.29

Masters Of Sex Demonstrates Why Pioneering Sex Researchers Should Have Lawyers On Retainer

The consequences of Bill's recklessness leaves some doubt as to whether The Work can continue. (There is no doubt about whether Lizzy Caplan is going to keep pronouncing it 'whorrkh,' alas.) 2015.09.28

How Many Of The New Additions To Heroes Reborn Are Already Totally Expendable?

And more not-quite-burning questions sparked by the series premiere of NBC's Heroes reboot. 2015.09.25

Get Your Passport Out: It's Time To Return To Shondaland!

Plus: a whole mess of revivals in Lunch And A Show! 2015.09.25