Tara Ariano

Late Night With Seth Meyers

All The Guests On The New Late Night Are On The Edge Of Their Seat

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks the guest chair on Late Night With Seth Meyers is way too small. 2014.03.24

The Good Wife

The Good Wife Gets Its Scandal On

We kind of have to talk about that thing that happened. 2014.03.24

Review

Review Proves That Eating Fifteen Pancakes Is One Of The Worst Experiences A Person Can Have

Although, that's before this critic has to review divorce. 2014.03.21

Portlandia

Duff McKagan Explains The Importance Of Practising Tax Law

But how does his Portlandianess compare to that of his fellow guest stars? 2014.03.21

American Dream Builders

Should You Put A Bid On American Dream Builders?

Nate Berkus makes like Donald Trump (except not hateful) in NBC's new home design competition show. But is it worth a down payment of your attention? (...Sorry.) 2014.03.21

Scandal

Exploiting A Murder For Fun And Votes

The Grant campaign responds to the third of the last episode's murders by determining how best to ride it to the election, but it's okay, because Liv is on the side of good (???). 2014.03.21

The Americans

In The Navy, You Can Sail The Seven Seas! Or Be Cultivated As An Unwitting Traitor To Your Country!

Elizabeth gets a lead on who might have killed Emmett and Leanne, and makes a new friend/mark. 2014.03.20

Billy On The Street

Elena Achieves Billy On The Street Immortality

And Lena Dunham can tell she's present at an important moment in history. 2014.03.20

Kroll Show

Wheels Ontario Gets Its Canadian Pastry Treats BADLY WRONG

This is an approximation of the face Tara made when this shocking inaccuracy made it to air! 2014.03.19

Trophy Wife

Cricket Meets The Harrison Kids, And Speaks For Us All

Trophy Wife gives its craziest new character a hilarious truth bomb. 2014.03.19

Justified

Where In The World Is Dewey Crowe? Also, All The Heroin?

While Darryl and Boyd strategize about their 'situation,' Kendal goes on the run. (Raylan gets involved in all of it, of course.) 2014.03.19

Doll & Em

Should You Play With Doll & Em?

HBO has another new sitcom where celebrities play 'themselves,' but this one's about ladies! Here's what you need to know. 2014.03.19

American Horror Story

American Horror Story: Carnival Is Coming

And we have a list of the extra-spooky/perverted midway attractions we can expect to see! 2014.03.18

Bates Motel

Pure Hilarity! Pure Norma!

Norma's new best friend introduces her to 'the real White Pine Bay' by inviting her to an elegant garden party! Too bad the brother who used to rape her is hanging around town threatening to ruin everything. 2014.03.18

The Fosters

Battle Of ABC Family's Crazy Moms

Both The Fosters and Switched At Birth have recently featured storylines about mentally ill mothers. But which did it better? 2014.03.18

The Good Wife

Elsbeth Is The Elsbest

An appreciation of The Good Wife's most adorable shark. 2014.03.17

Shameless

Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony? If Yes, Give Details.

Fiona is optimistic about getting her life back on track, but she probably shouldn't be. 2014.03.17

Bob's Burgers

Wagstaff's Fiercest Frenemies Bat Each Other Around

The ballad of Tina and Tammy adds an angry new verse. 2014.03.16

Scandal

The Pros And Cons Of Letting Murderers Debate Each Other On Live TV

Con: one of them is certifiably crazy. Pro: if she melts down, she'll torpedo her own campaign. Con: she'll take the Republic down with her. Pro: ratings??? 2014.03.14

Hollywood Game Night

The Pitched Battle Of Team Incompetent Vs. Team Passable

Pictured: Team Incompetent. Glaring at you, Taraji P. Henson. 2014.03.14