Tara Ariano

Portlandia

Steve Buscemi Tries To Market Celery By Any Means Necessary

RankledWe're rating him, and the rest of the episode's guest stars, by their Portlandianess. 2014.03.14

Review

Review Demonstrates How To Make A Racism Joke Without Being Racist

That MomentStep 1: Have Andy Daly do it. 2014.03.14

The Americans

Parts Unknown

ParticlesWhile Elizabeth and Philip shop propellers right at the factory, Paige ditches school to go to...Harrisburg? Girl, you should have gone to buy jeans like you said you were going to. 2014.03.13

Law & Order: SVU

Rollins Really Doesn't Know When To Fold 'Em

Show-o-MaticOr when to walk away. Or when to run. Or how not to ruin her life by working off her debt at an underground casino by doing a LOT of bad stuff. 2014.03.13

Broad City

A Broad City Wedding Road Trip Doesn't Go As Planned, In None Of The Ways You'd Expect

Appreciating an episode that's even more surprising than usual. 2014.03.13

Justified

Raylan Is Bad At Vacations

ParticlesBut good at tracking down perps -- particularly if he's lucky enough to get the help of a dedicated if drunk DEA agent. 2014.03.12

About A Boy

About A Boy Brings Us Yet Another Unwilling Fictional Person Pressed Into Parenthood

Oh C'mon!It happens all the time in pop culture, and it has got to stop. 2014.03.12

Kroll Show

Battle Of The Men's Rights Activists

Show DownDid Kroll Show or Saturday Night Live do a better job portraying men's true struggle in society today? 2014.03.12

Billy On The Street

Billy's Back On The Street, And In Our Hearts

AND THE EMMY NOMINATION HASN'T CHANGED HIM ONE BIT!!! 2014.03.12

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Boyle Ponders A Move To Suburban Ottawa

So strap in for Brooklyn Nine-Nine to make some jokes at Canada's expense. 2014.03.12

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

'It's Just A Tummy Gurgle!'

That MomentOh, Sgt. Terry. It's not. 2014.03.12

Believe

Will You Watch Believe? This Little Girl Knows! GET HER!

New Show Fact SheetHere's everything you need to know about NBC's latest attempt at sci-fi. 2014.03.11

How I Met Your Mother

Marshall Gives His Slapping Hand A Break

Show-o-MaticBut it's just so he can punch someone instead. How Mother-ly is our latest pre-wedding speed bump? 2014.03.11

The Fosters

Jesus Has A Super-Cool New Partner In Crime!

That MomentWhenever the baby comes, it's going to have to fight another striking co-star for camera time. 2014.03.11

Bates Motel

Norman's Just A Cock-Eyed Optimist

Show-o-MaticThis idiot still thinks the best of Bradley and gives her all his money, but misses his chance to say goodbye because Norma's making him try out for South Pacific, because of course she is. 2014.03.11

Shameless

The Prodigal Go-go Boy Returns

Ian returns to the Gallagher manse just in time for Fiona to unravel, and Frank to be pressed into duty as a responsible parent. 2014.03.10

The Good Wife

What's The Next Plotline Inspiration From The Good Wife's DVR?

PossibilitiesThis season alone, it's borrowed from Glee and Low Winter Sun; we have some ideas for other shows that could use the Good Wife homage treatment. 2014.03.10

The Walking Dead

Live Together, Die Alone

ParticlesChecking in on Bob, Sasha, and Maggie, and the lively debate on Staying Put On High Ground vs. Trying One's Luck At This Terminus Place. 2014.03.10