Tara Ariano

Screw Edith: How's Isis?!

As Rosamund and The Dowager C are forced to bring Cora into the cone of silence regarding Edith's escape, Isobel announces her engagement, Charles solves Mary's romantic issue. But the people problems pale next to the poor, poor pup. 2015.02.16

Silly Sammi, You're Not The New Fiona And You Never Will Be!

As the newest Gallagher tries to dish out tough love to her crappy father, the rest try to solve The Case Of The Stolen Baby. 2015.02.16

Michelle, This Is Not 'Nam. This Is A Public Field. There Are Rules.

Tara is not a crackpot. She just thinks you have to respect a sign-up sheet! 2015.02.16

Sgt. Terry's Broken Windows Policing Starts With Street Performers

Don't step to Sgt. Terry in a dance-off no matter how silver you are. 2015.02.16

Stop Trying To Make Betty White Re-Happen

It's enough already, Saturday Night Live (cc contemporary comedy in general). 2015.02.16

'That Puppet's Breasts Were Alarming. Whatever Puppet Surgeon She Saw Should Have His License Removed.'

Jim and Elizabeth challenge the boot campers to talk about sex, in their usual VERY mature fashion. 2015.02.14

'Poor Alyssa Looked Like She Wanted To Bat Those Circus Performers Away Like A Cloud Of Gnats'

The final runway show opens with a bunch of burlesque acrobats or something. Do things improve from there? Your editors discuss! 2015.02.13

What Other Important-Issue Miniseries Will The Slap Inspire?

Hey, if a miniseries is what it takes to stop the scourge of double-dipping, your editors will set their DVRs right damn now. 2015.02.13

Fighting Words

As Gabriel gently presses him on the Paige question, Philip must decide if he should challenge. (Scrabble humour.) 2015.02.12

When Your Core Says 'No More'

Not all messes are created equal, especially at a gym. 2015.02.12

Should You Help Make The Slap A Hit?

NBC's new event miniseries covers literally the worst thing ever to happen to a Brooklyn parent: another adult smacking their kid in the face. 2015.02.12

But Why Is Harlan The Promised Land?

More old friends reappear to frustrate Raylan as the outlines of Avery's plan start to emerge. 2015.02.11

It's Like Music To Your Face

When a sound designer creates custom sound effects to inspire original characters, which are actually inspired...or original? 2015.02.11

Foleys Love Cool Grieco

When Nick's 'dreamboat' godson comes for a visit, which of his godsisters will capture his heart/pompadour? 2015.02.10

That's Why He's The Law...Talkin' Guy

The best moment of Better Call Saul's second episode comes when Jimmy has to argue his way out of a scenario he never dealt with in any mock trial. 2015.02.10

Teach Your Children Well

Jane's college graduation strengthens the Villanueva women's bond and even redeems Alba for a formerly opposed Tara. 2015.02.10

'This Herr Hitler' Is Only The Latest European To Ruin Edith's Happiness

Elsewhere, The Dowager C gets more news about the princess, Rose gets closer to Atticus, and Mary gets a kicky new 'do. 2015.02.09

Living With The Liver

As Frank's liver donor's parents gain a long-term houseguest/substitute son, Deb finds her calling, Kevin finds a warm hand, and Fiona finds out an old friend is back in town. 2015.02.09