Rags To Riches

Rags To Riches

We've Come To Bury Rags To Riches (In A Bomb Shelter), Not Praise It

Our time with the Foleys ends with them confronting nuclear paranoia -- making the episode even more tone-deaf than usual. 2015.03.24

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Battle Of The Cruddy Campaigns

Marva and Brandon both think they should try their hand at student government, with humbling results; which attempt is more tolerable? 2015.03.17

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Battle Of The Stomach-Turning Stars

Which show presents a more compelling tale of a wholesome teen getting a tough lesson in how scumbaggy celebrities can be: Rags To Riches or Beverly Hills, 90210? 2015.02.23

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Foleys Love Cool Grieco

When Nick's 'dreamboat' godson comes for a visit, which of his godsisters will capture his heart/pompadour? 2015.02.10

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Toward A Theory Of Joseph Bologna's Minute Of Shirtlessness On A Show For Teenaged Girls

There has to be a story behind it. There just has to. 2015.02.02

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Battle Of The Catastrophic Campouts

Which bunch of dickish west L.A. teenagers has a worse time in the great outdoors: the West Beverly High gang, or the Foleys of Bel-Air? 2015.01.27

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He Knows How To Save A Life (And Wrap A Tween Around His Finger)

When Patty develops her first crush, Rags To Riches actually, improbably, gets something right. 2015.01.13

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Battle Of The Vegas Vacations

When idiot teenagers try to get their sin on in Sin City, which result works better: that of Rags To Riches or Beverly Hills, 90210? 2015.01.08

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Battle Of The Fraudulent Fender Benders

Both Brenda of Beverly Hills, 90210 and Diane of Rags To Riches get into kind of sketchy car accidents right after finally getting their licenses. But which show did it better? 2014.12.23

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This Plan Stinks

The Foley girls go to idiotic lengths to get back at a bully, thanks to their new dirtbag uncle. 2014.12.16

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Did Anyone Vet Nick Foley Before Allowing Him To Adopt Between Five And Six Orphans?

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Nick needs to have his daughters removed from his care because all he does is scream at every human who crosses his path. 2014.12.09

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Marva Joins The Great Food Truck Race

As Marva jumps on the food truck trend about fifty years too soon, Nick learns a business lesson of his own. Too bad even children would find this plotting hard to believe. 2014.12.02

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Battle Of The Developer/Diner Disputes

Beverly Hills 90210 and Rags To Riches both did episodes in which plucky teens fight evil builders to save their beloved diners. Which did it better? 2014.11.18

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'I Got Five Girls -- One Of 'Em's Gotta Be Eligible For This!'

A debutante ball...already? Okay. Let's rank the story points of the first real episode of Rags To Riches according to how well they've aged. 2014.11.11

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'You Want Me To Bring Six Girls Into My House?'

Actually, Mr. Folattini, no one wants that. But the Rags To Riches pilot movie makes you do it anyway. 2014.11.05