Tara Ariano

Bates Motel

'I Was Breezy!'

Norman Bates, you can't say you're breezy! That totally negates the breezy! 2013.04.16

Beverly Hills, 90210

Ian Ziering Is Joining Chippendales

Obviously. 2013.04.16

Nurse Jackie

A Spoonful Of Sugar

How good is Jackie Peyton at dealing with her problems post-pills? 2013.04.15

Bet On Your Baby

How Did Bet On Your Baby Come To Be?

And how much worse could it have been? 2013.04.15

Saturday Night Live

What Will Happen When Vince Vaughn Hosts (This Time)?

Warning: Vince Vaughn no longer looks like this. 2013.04.12

Archer

Hamm Soundwich

"Is that a pun about how Jon Hamm keeps doing v/o work in cartoons and stuff?" Yes. "Oh. Don't expect a call to write headlines for the New York Post anytime soon." Okay. 2013.04.12

The Americans

'Well, THAT Date Didn't Go Well.'

"He told me he was a consultant. First of all." 2013.04.11

Modern Family

Womanipulation

Whenever that word makes it into the dictionary, this photo will be next to it. 2013.04.11

Hoarding: Buried Alive

Canadian Hoarding: Exposed!

NO, they do not spell it "hourding." (We think?) 2013.04.11

New Girl

June Diane Raphael Can Unofficially Give You A Pelvic Exam

Especially if you're a model, or just look like one! 2013.04.10

Late Show With David Letterman

Either Leave Lindsay Alone, Or Get Her A Better Media Coach

I mean, Dave made her cry. 2013.04.10

L.A. Shrinks

'Wha-- what?'

The only possible answer to this statement from a patient: "This is going to sound really strange, but I have quite a large number of female friends that want to be my sex slave." 2013.04.09

Bates Motel

Which Story Elements Will Be Checking Into Bates Motel In Season 2?

Now that we know there will be one, what should we assume we'll see? 2013.04.09

The Carrie Diaries

I Just Can't Get Enough

That's both a period-appropriate song title AND a phrase that describes the commentator's view of The Carrie Diaries! 2013.04.09

Degrassi

Video Killed The Orchestra Star

Facerange ain't a toy. 2013.04.08

Mad Men

Mad Men Reaffirms Its Membership In The Canadian Club

Booze! 2013.04.08

Happy Endings

Abby Elliott Is Not The Girlfriend You're Looking For

Which is weird, because she's very cute. 2013.04.01

The Nerdist

He's The Nerdist, Not The Looking At The Right Cameraist

Chris Hardwick needs a lesson on his ones and twos. 2013.04.01

Television

She Used To Be All That

She's...not anymore. 2013.03.29

What Not To Wear

The Eventual Perks Of Being A Wallflower

If you look mousy for long enough, someone may nominate you for What Not To Wear and thus get you a new $5000 wardrobe. But before that, there are certain things you, like every WNTW sad sack, and all the people who know them, will have to say. 2013.03.29