Tara Ariano

'Phil Who?'

Just because Claire didn't see Phil this week doesn't mean she didn't get a chance to express herself sexually. 2013.03.28

Too Legit

(Too legit to quit terrorizing the woman you raped and got pregnant.) 2013.03.28

Clue Is All Around

Apparently, the film adaptation of the beloved board game is the most parody-able thing going these days. 2013.03.28

We Need To Talk About Joey Lawrence's Hair

It's more important than you'd think. 2013.03.27

Al 1, Julia 0

SICK BURN, BRO. 2013.03.27

I Am The Elvis Presley Costume Pants From New Girl

I have supernatural properties. 2013.03.27

Pitch Perfect

How I Met Your Mother proves, once again, that there's little more delightful in a sitcom than an a cappella singalong. 2013.03.26

Where EXACTLY Is The Bates Motel?

"White Pine Bay, Oregon"? No. 2013.03.26

'Here's Your Coochy Cream'

"Dr. V, am I really paying you for this?" was cut for time, I guess. 2013.03.26

Titans Of Tongue Baths

The only women Sheryl Sandberg and Oprah Winfrey love more than themselves are EACH OTHER! 2013.03.25

Seniorgy

The tale of a swingers' retirement village, told through the images that might make you, like Linda, retch. 2013.03.25

Riley's Got A Heart As Big As Her Boobs

If you can't find a social worker, a sex worker will do. 2013.03.25

Sucks To Be Jay Karnes (On TV)

This guy just has a lot of bad luck. 2013.03.22

'I Want YOU To Save Happy Endings!' - ABC

ABC probably has other jobs it would like to outsource to its viewers, too. 2013.03.21

The Benson Interruption

Liv's secret relationship is disrupted by an accusation of rape. NO, not against her. 2013.03.21

Li'l Annie Oakley's Got Your Back

That may not get the job done? 2013.03.21

Let's Give The Client List A Hand!

Revisiting The Rub Of Sugarland. 2013.03.11

Oprah/Chelsea: Our Generation's Frost/Nixon?

If you're allergic to self-congratulation, take a Benadryl. 2013.03.11