Tara Ariano

Law & Order: SVU

There Were Never Such Devoted Sisters

Show-o-Matic"I've got to keep my eye on her," indeed. 2013.02.21

Modern Family

Grip And Grin

And scowl. 2013.02.21

The Americans

Susan Misner Gets Screwed Over On TV A Lot

But why? She's so beautiful and awesome! 2013.02.21

Cougar Town

Bobby Has Found His Soulmate

Expedited ShippingHis soulmate's name is Dog Travis. 2013.02.20

Utopia (UK)

A Cure for Conspicuousness

That MomentYou can never be too careful. 2013.02.20

Smash

No One Who Writes For 'Smash' Can Anticipate Critics' Bitchy Puns

Which is surprising since who could be more conversant with how bitchy critics can be? 2013.02.20

Cult

'We're Going To Make Cult A Cult Hit!'

Or so I imagine some Cult producer promised The CW before filling the series pilot with hopeful talk about how much everyone loves Cult, the show within the show. 2013.02.20

Billy On The Street

Unsuspecting New Yorkers Get Mugged By Debra Messing

That MomentOh, she is mugging all over the place. 2013.02.19

How I Met Your Mother

Kyle MacLachlan Is TV's Latest Cheerful Tyrant

Other than in Portland, where everyone is cheerful but tyranny has been outlawed by city ordinance. 2013.02.19

Revenge

I Am The Dinghy From Revenge

I Am The...Look, I can't save everyone. 2013.02.19

Saturday Night Live

What Will Happen When Christoph Waltz Hosts?

PossibilitiesEvery time something I predicted comes to pass, you'll be like, "That's a bingo!" Right? 2013.02.15

Law & Order: SVU

Hell Hath No Fury Like Marcia Gay Harden

Show-o-MaticICE COLD. 2013.02.14

The Americans

Margo Martindale Might Hug You, Or Murder You

Either way, you will be a better person for crossing her path. 2013.02.14

Modern Family

Claire Gets Valentine's Day Hot Pants

If Phil and Claire don't actually Do It, it's not for lack of trying on her part. 2013.02.14

Justified

Foot Puns Rejected From Last Night's 'Justified'

Art says, "The game is afoot." Surely dozens if not hundreds of alternatives were presented for this line. 2013.02.13

Doomsday Preppers

Love, Prepper-Style

Ladies: when a man tells you on your first date about the decommissioned missile silo he wants to live in, with you, please leave the table and change your number. 2013.02.13