Tara Ariano

Stephen Colbert Throws The World's Most Patriotic Yard Sale

The greatest value of all is, of course, freedom. 2014.12.18

Shouldn't All Men Try Picking Up Women Using Techniques Recommended By Jon Hamm?

Tara is not a crackpot for thinking that, techno-ethics aside, Black Mirror's PUA is...not really that gross? 2014.12.17

What Does Rogelio Need An Acting Award For When He's Already Won Our Hearts?

On the eve of the Palomas -- the highest honour in telenovelas -- Rogelio finds time to honour Xo. 2014.12.16

This Plan Stinks

The Foley girls go to idiotic lengths to get back at a bully, thanks to their new dirtbag uncle. 2014.12.16

Signifying Nothing

Time to say goodbye to everyone at ACN. We shall not look upon their like again -- or, at least, we'd better not. 2014.12.15

All Helen Breaks Loose

Alison and Noah think they know how to weasel out of their marriages. Helen corrects one of them. 2014.12.15

Hidden Gems Of The No-No List

A stakeout forces Jake and Boyle to admit that each has habits that annoy the other. And write a list of them on the wall, which we've saved for posterity. 2014.12.15

Know When To Fold Them, And Put Them In A Drawer With A Potpourri Sachet

A gambling premise has the designers rolling dice to determine the event they'll be designing for and the fabric they'll have to use. Tara ranks the looks from first to worst. 2014.12.12

Have Yourself A Pantsless Little Christmas

Frankie opts out of holiday cheer, and Tara's never felt closer to her. 2014.12.11

Wig Cop Pays A Visit To Chasing Life's Cancer Ward

As if a terminal disease isn't bad enough, Chasing Life characters are also victims of scalp crime. 2014.12.10

Barry On The Gate

Billy Eichner stars in New Girl's midseason finale whose every line kills, basically. 2014.12.10

Fine: Rafael Is Swell

Tara wasn't always a fan of Jane The Virgin's OTP, but he's won her over at last. 2014.12.09

Did Anyone Vet Nick Foley Before Allowing Him To Adopt Between Five And Six Orphans?

Tara's not a crackpot. She just thinks Nick needs to have his daughters removed from his care because all he does is scream at every human who crosses his path. 2014.12.09

Christmas With The Crank

A flashback holiday episode finds Jesus running afoul of a crabby neighbour who's crazy about Christmas...and also like a fox. 2014.12.09

Aaron Sorkin Dedicates The Penultimate Episode Of The Newsroom To Some Men, #NotAllMen

Finally, Aaron Sorkin places himself where no one wanted him: at the intersection of campus rape and the internet. 2014.12.08

They're Not Booing, They're Saying 'Bruuuuuuuuce!'

Or, at least, Tara is. A defense of The Affair's 'jackass' father-in-law, who may just be misunderstood. Or both misunderstood and a jackass. 2014.12.08

Valerie And Paulie G.: Frenemies By Contractual Obligation

The latest spat between Seeing Red's star and creator shows the complexity of their feelings for each other. 2014.12.08