Tara Ariano

Another Day, Another Hole In The Ground That May Lead Out Of The Dome

In desperation, the Chester's Millions decide they might as well roll the dice on a hole that just inexplicably opened up in the earth and hope it goes somewhere. Tara roots for an underground avalanche. 2014.09.23

...The Big Banging Theory?

Masters and Johnson are filmed for a CBS documentary. Guess which one of them sucks at that, too? 2014.09.22

Nothing Tests A Friendship Like Trumped-Up Drug Charges

Alicia has kind of a weird few days when Finn prosecutes Cary for moving heroin. (No, not up his butt.) 2014.09.22

Typhoid Mary's Got Nothing On Cornelia Robertson

Cornelia's a talented heiress with a strong social conscience and a future as a lucha libre. Not bad! 2014.09.20

'Just Raise Your Baby In The Most Natural Of Ways, And For Me, That Is Non-Vaxx Way'

Turns out Christian Axness's refusal to diaper her one-year-old daughter Eleanor is the least 'extreme' (reckless) decision she's made as a parent. Let's let her tell it! 2014.09.19

Jenelle Gives Birth Again, Apparently Attended By Ghosts?

Hey, if you had facilitated this un-blessed event, you wouldn't want your face on TV either. 2014.09.18

Can We Get Another Two Hours With Just Vaughn And His Exes?

And other not-so-burning questions about the Married At First Sight reunion special. 2014.09.17

Being Psychically Linked To A Supernatural Egg Has A Downside?!

As Melanie's Eggitis continues to sap her strength, Barbie remembers he's her brother and goes to extreme measures to fix her. 2014.09.16

Let There Be Light (After The Electric Company Confirms The Masters Clinic Actually Did Pay Its Bill)

Though the lights briefly do go out at the office, all the characters make up for it by engaging in some pretty illuminating conversations. YES, PUN INTENDED. 2014.09.15

Is An Unwanted Pregnancy Worse Than A Kidney Cyst?

We're counting down the physical ailments of the latest The Knick from least to most terrible! (And in answer to the question posed by the headline: yes.) 2014.09.13

'Sex Is Just Another Way That People Are Sharing Energy Together. It's A Hug That Involves Our Genitals.'

Feminist 'adult performer' Madison talks about sex with her two-year-old daughter Emma both frankly and constantly. Madison's husband is not okay with it, nor is the actual, literal Annie Sprinkle. But let's let everyone speak for themselves! 2014.09.12

Billy Eichner Makes His Late Show Début

Good thing David Letterman loves getting screamed at! 2014.09.12

Juan Pablo Seeks Couples Therapy Even Though...Are He And Nikki A Couple?

Also present are alumni of Jersey Shore, Big Brother, Naughty By Nature, and (coming soon) (as it were): porn! Let's map out what you can skip. 2014.09.11

Battle Of The Andys Buckley

One's a paper-company executive. The other's a not-totally-legal GP (where the 'G' stands for 'gangster'). Which comes out ahead? 2014.09.11

Leah's And Chelsea's Exes Make Them Want To Tear Their Hair Out!

Or maybe Tara just wishes they would, because yikes. 2014.09.11

Did Married At First Sight Lead To Love After A Month?

The season comes down to this: who, if any, liked each other enough to stay fake-married? 2014.09.10

Debra Messing's Second Onstage In Her Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon Début

Here's how we think she might have expressed her concerns to her assistant, in a series of emails. 2014.09.09