Rankled

Putting things in order -- top tens, power rankings, and more TV by the numbers.

Adam's Best Mate Helps Deliver A 'Mother' Of An UnREAL

Roger's having a blast on the set of Everlasting, but how about everyone else? Let's count down how everyone's week has gone, from first to worst. 2015.06.16

Aquarius Hits The Mother Load

Everyone and their mother (and father) shows up for S01E11, so we had no choice but to rank the parent/child relationships we see. 2015.06.10

Backwards, In Heels, And With Seventy Years On Her Partner

Tao the ninety-six-year-old ballroom dancer is but one of the auditioners condescendingly advanced in the latest America's Got Talent. Let's give out awards for all the most notable acts! 2015.06.10

America's Kidz Got Dancing

Handing out awards (and 'awards') for the auditioners of America's Got Talent's Season 10 premiere. 2015.05.27

Can Any Gallagher Actually Escape The Gallaghers?

With Ian on the lam, Fiona pondering making things permanent with Gus, and Deb trying to make a baby that'll let her mooch her way into Derek's family, how many Gallaghers are even going to see each other in Season 6? 2015.04.06

It All Comes Down To David LaSlapelle Over Here

At the end of a season finale that is somehow the showcase episode for Ritchie of all goddamn people, who's the most slapworthy? The answer may surprise you! Unless you watched it. 2015.04.03

Ian Goes Back To Basics On The Base

It's good that he's finally willing to accept help. But couldn't he be a little more selective about whom he's willing to take it from? 2015.03.30

Mother, May I Slap With Danger?

The Slap serves up an episode focused on the only character that matters, and it actually doesn't disappoint. 2015.03.27

Ian And Mickey Star In Their Own Sequel To Punch-Drunk Love

Our young lovers' passions get violently inflamed, and Sammi gets even more awful. 2015.03.23

Physician, Slap Thyself

Focusing on Aisha shows us that maybe she shouldn't actually be that judgmental about her in-laws. Or about anyone, really. 2015.03.20

How To Deal With Ian? Let's Bat Around Some Ideas!

Ian's med non-compliance causes problems just as Carl and Chuckie face sentencing on their drug charges -- so, in other words, it's another uplifting week for the Gallaghers. 2015.03.16

Edge Of Slapenteen

No one cared that/why Connie has daddy issues, but here they all are anyway. The real question is: who comes out of the episode in most desperate need of a slap? 2015.03.13

Cops And Gallaghers

When Ian gets released from the psych ward, his family is not quite equipped to help him ease calmly back into normal life. 2015.03.09

Beware Of Greeks Slapping Gifts

The episode focused on Hector's dad (who's also Harry's surrogate dad, apparently) is an immersion in the Greek-American experience, but who comes out of it most in need of a slap? 2015.03.06

Fiona's Torn Between Two Lovers, One Of Whom's A Fool

While Fiona deals with the consequences of her infidelity, Ian resists his diagnosis, and relations between Sammi and Frank hit a new low. 2015.03.02

30 Odd Foot Of Slap

An Anouk-focused episode shows us why she might have doubts about her much-younger, band-side-projecting boyfriend, because we sure do! 2015.02.27

The Slaptermath Commences

Episode 2 goes home with Harry, but who's the most annoying person in his orbit? We're counting them down from least to most deserving of a slap. 2015.02.20

Silly Sammi, You're Not The New Fiona And You Never Will Be!

As the newest Gallagher tries to dish out tough love to her crappy father, the rest try to solve The Case Of The Stolen Baby. 2015.02.16

Living With The Liver

As Frank's liver donor's parents gain a long-term houseguest/substitute son, Deb finds her calling, Kevin finds a warm hand, and Fiona finds out an old friend is back in town. 2015.02.09

No More 'Gus And Fiona': Say Hello To Pfionder!

Some Gallaghers are led by love to make impulsive decisions. Others are motivated by...you know, drugs. 2015.02.02