The Americans

Elizabeth's New Persona: Keyboard Kitten

No time to babysit Paige and her Terrible New Knowledge: Elizabeth's got a hotel's reservation system to compromise...sexfully! 2015.04.09

Talk To Your Kids About...Like, Stuff, Or Whatever

Pastor Groovyhair encourages Paige to ask her parents what their deal is. GREAT IDEA, PADRE. 2015.04.02

'Hello, You've Reached Unlucky Old Lady Inc.!'

The mail robot probably would have tried harder to avoid getting the crap kicked out of it by Gaad if it knew it would be sent to a facility where a sweet senior citizen would interrupt a couple of spies. 2015.03.26

Prisoner Of No Conscience

The pro-Apartheid guys who got kidnapped at the end of the last episode have to answer for their part in oppressing millions of people. Elsewhere, a mail robot has to answer for its part in keeping people from having access to their files. 2015.03.19

Hey Baby, What's Wroooooong?

While the South African op ramps up, the discovery of a certain pen's secret leads to the very real end of Clark and Martha's sham honeymoon. 2015.03.12

Paige May Not Judge est Followers, But God Will! (...And Paige Does.)

A newly baptized Paige shoots daggers at Stan's new est girlfriend, takes down her Rick Springfield poster, and unknowingly gets into the running towards becoming America's Next Top Junior Soviet Spy. 2015.03.05

My Boyfriend's Older

Philip and Elizabeth separately cultivate their assets, while Stan and Oleg consider working together for the common cause of springing Nina from the hoosegow. 2015.02.26

Dinner With Foes

Amid all the other lying they have to do as a matter of course, Elizabeth and Philip have to spend Paige's fifteenth birthday pretending her choice of party guests doesn't gross them out. 2015.02.19

Fighting Words

As Gabriel gently presses him on the Paige question, Philip must decide if he should challenge. (Scrabble humour.) 2015.02.12

If This Defector Likes Chocolate Bars, Wait Until She Tastes The Rainbow!

While Stan minds his Soviet emigrée's safety (and his own), Philip and Elizabeth get Yousaf's problem squared away. 2015.02.05

Getting On The Same Paige

Season 3 of The Americans opens with Elizabeth and Philip on opposite sides of the whole 'recruiting their child to become a spy like them'...thing. 2015.01.29

Scandal's Signature Fashion Line At The Limited Is Only The Beginning!

We're brainstorming other collaborations between TV series and fashion retailers that could totally, totally happen. 2014.06.26

The Americans Either Does Or Doesn't End With A New Enemy For The Illegals...Depending On Which You Ask

The season's biggest mystery is solved, and an intriguing story seed gets planted for Season 3. 2014.05.22

I Hope The Russians Move Their Children Too

Jared's taking a trip. Not sure where to. Not sure if Larrick's going to let him reach his destination. 2014.05.15

Disgraced Engineers Who Think The Government Gave Them Cancer Don't Take Visa

Dirtbag Philip has an even dirtbaggier cousin, 'Ted.' He was in Vietnam. And he would like to buy some military secrets. 2014.05.08

To Entrap A Pakistani Intelligence Officer, You're Going To Need Hardcore '80s Realness

Elizabeth dresses up like Krystle Carrington to attract The Centre's latest target, but will another of Philip's harem of side pieces usurp her role? 2014.05.01

Spy Kids' Letters From Camp

After Philip and Elizabeth bust into the Contra training camp, they have to go somewhere even worse: CHURCH. 2014.04.24

Chevy Makes Good Things Happen For The Decadent Bourgeoisie

Philip's Camaro doesn't make him happy for long, thank you very much President Reagan! 2014.04.17

You Can't Break Into The Arpanet Without Roughing Up Some REALLY Unprepared Nerds

While Philip plants a comically enormous bug on an even more gigantic server, Nina learns to fool a polygraph with the power of her butt. 2014.04.10

McAvoy: The Americans Is A Spy Drama For A Cynical Age

The NewsNight anchor yearns for a look at the spies that made this country great. 2014.04.07