Tara Ariano

Hoarders

Mourning Hoarders

A&E has cancelled Hoarders, leaving us to remember -- and rank -- the things we'll miss the most. 2013.09.26

Modern Family

Summer Cold

Claire's back for a new season of Modern Family, and she still doesn't like touching her husband. 2013.09.26

The Goldbergs

How Long Before The Shine Went Off The Goldbergs?

Thanks to George Segal: not so long. 2013.09.25

Catfish

What Tila Tequila Has Joined Together, Let No Man With Huge Gauges And A Neckbeard Tear Asunder

Who would have ever predicted that an online relationship formed on a Tila Tequila fan site would last about 500 times longer than Tila Tequila's career? 2013.09.25

Mad About You

The Cutest Married Couple In America Is On The Brink Of Divorce!!!

FOR REAL! 2013.09.25

The Blacklist

The To-Don't List

If The Blacklist is going to insist that its lead has to have a shoulder-length bob, here are a few things not to do going forward. 2013.09.24

Teen Mom 3

Teen Dads 0

Devoin is only one of the teen dads ruining the lives of the Teen Mom 3 cast this week -- but whose life was worst? We ranked them for the Misery Index. 2013.09.24

How I Met Your Mother

Our Canadian Cousin

According to How I Met Your Mother, all Canadians don't just know each other -- they're related. 2013.09.24

Breaking Bad

Live Free Or Die

Walt relocates to New Hampshire. Seems like it doesn't take. 2013.09.23

Boardwalk Empire

Co-Ed Naked Prohibition

Willie Thompson is the scion of a bootlegging empire, and speaking of legs, have you seen his third? 2013.09.23

Ray Donovan

Massholes

Was there anyone left to root for by the end of Ray Donovan's first season? 2013.09.23

Raising McCain

'I Feel Different Than A Man, And It, Like, Pisses Me Off That I Have To Think About My Reproductive Anything'

Everyone who embarrassed him- or (mostly) herself in the 'Feminism' episode of Raising McCain, in their own stupid words. 2013.09.23

Masters Of Sex

Who'll Come Out On Top?

Ranking the sex acts of the Masters Of Sex pilot according to how hot they are. 2013.09.20

Mad About You

The Cutest Married Couple In America Is Starting To Get A Little Bit Less Cute

She doesn't quite fully hate him yet, but you can tell she's starting to. 2013.09.20

The Pitch

Guitar Heroes

On The Pitch, two Nashville ad agencies present campaigns for Gibson. Which sounds better? 2013.09.20

Project Runway

Shear-nanigans

Casting a jaundiced eye at one of the makeover episode's 'after' looks. 2013.09.20

Drunk History

Could Comedy Central's Sketch Shows Threaten Saturday Night Live?

It sounds crazy but JUST LISTEN FOR A SECOND. 2013.09.19

The Bridge

Your Cheating Heart Will Make You Weep

On The Bridge, Marco learns a lot of hard lessons. 2013.09.19

America's Next Top Model

'We Were ALL Rooting For You!'

Remembering the America's Next Top Model when Tyra Banks went totally nuts on a contestant. 2013.09.18

New Girl

Free Winston!

It is past time for New Girl to figure out how to deploy this poor guy. 2013.09.18